I have before me a list of jobs. Post here and I'll find one for you

[LaraMN]

by shutting my eyes and pointing randomly.

It is the best way.

:P

[Dr. Strange]

1. What could go wrong?

Hit me.

[LaraMN]

6. Room attendant- waterpark.

;-)

[Coyote_Bandit]

116. Delete

[flying rabbit]

2. Hope I get a good one

[LaraMN]

8. Cust. service rep. in call center

Oh
:puke:

!!!

[flying rabbit]

Noooooooooooo1!11!111!1

[vixengrl]

102. There are worse jobs

(respresenting for call center cube rats...:) )

[Fran Kubelik]

3. I need one of them.

Hit me.

[LaraMN]

9. Food Service Worker- Senior Apartments.

;(

[Fran Kubelik]

47. Oy.

X(

[BarenakedLady]

4. I need a job

So go for it!

[LaraMN]

10. Electrician- Facilities.

:crazy:

[Inchworm]

13. Wrong spot

:silly:

[BarenakedLady]

14. She was talking to me, dumbass.

:eyes:

Drinking already?

:rofl:

[Inchworm]

18. LoLoL

I'm on 2 pots of coffee and 2 Goody Powders...

wound for sound let me tell ya!

:blush:

[LaydeeBug]

5. Oooh! I could use a lifestyle change.

can't wait.

[LaraMN]

11. Seasonal Driver Helper.

I don't even know what that means.
Why do people need "help" to drive?

[LaydeeBug]

122. rats. I'm not down with that.

Oh well. :hi:

[Inchworm]

7. Woot! Do me!

I need something to do (other than all this stuff I need to be doing)

:hi:

[LaraMN]

12. Physician (National Guard)

:scared:

[Inchworm]

15. Excellent!

Turn your head and cough...

Just place your heels in the stirrups...

This will only hurt for a second...

The possibilities are endless!!!

:yoiks:

[bicentennial_baby]

16. me

[LaraMN]

19. Reception Technician- Plasma Center.

That sounds like a robot.

[bicentennial_baby]

21. Oh dear...

:rofl:

[TZ]

17. okay...hit me with your best shot!

[LaraMN]

20. Geotechnical Engineer.

That sounds very smart.

[TZ]

22. indeed...

But thats hilariously funny for someone who is so mechancially disinclined as I am..:rofl:
Actually the last job Reception Technician for Plasma lab..I've actually sort of done that..:crazy:

[graywarrior]

23. I've been looking for a job for months

Thank god you came along.

[LaraMN]

27. Yo! "Product Ambassador "(skin care and cosmetics).

Exotic Avon rhetoric?

[graywarrior]

42. I don't even take care of my skin!

[Dangerously Amused]

24. Me me me! This is fun!

:bounce:

[LaraMN]

28. Women's Fit Associate- Size 18.

That could be a challenge.

[lizziegrace]

31. HA!

:rofl:

Yep. Hehe...

[AlCzervik]

25. Hit me, i need a change.

[LaraMN]

29. Metallurgical Engineer.

Get ready to metallurge your socks off!

[AlCzervik]

33. that's way better then the plastic injection molding i was looking into!

[SeattleGirl]

26. Okay, I'll bite. Whatcha got for me?

:)

[LaraMN]

32. Oh! Pharmacist! Can you share the medicinal wealth?

:7

[SeattleGirl]

59. Sure! What's your pleasure?

:evilgrin:

[SacredCow]

30. Bring it.... n/t

[LaraMN]

34. State Trooper Recruit!

:patriot:

[SacredCow]

39. Does that mean I get a taser?

'cause I can think of a few people who need to be good and properly tazed....

[lizziegrace]

35. Okay....

:)

[LaraMN]

37. Owner/Operator (Trucking Company)

You could drive the country and visit DUers!

[taterguy]

36. I'd love to get a job from you

Obviously

[LaraMN]

38. Aughhh!

"Tax Preparer" for you!

[lizziegrace]

40. Damn Skippy!

I hate doing tax returns. :(

Can we go for best 2 out of 3?? ;)

[Cabcere]

41. Hit me!

:P

[LaraMN]

43. "Forest Inventory". What an easy job!

Inventory= trees and grass and stuff.
Done.

[Cabcere]

44. Score!

Thanks, LaraMN. :D Off to inventory some forests...

[TZ]

53. I guess rock band manager wasn't on the list...

;)

[Cabcere]

84. LOL! Yeah, I think all those openings have been filled at this point...

...by bitchy lead singers' girlfriends. :P

(Um, I mean, other bitchy lead singers' girlfriends.) ;)

[Dangerously Amused]

45. lol!

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

46. i need a job, so why not

[LaraMN]

49. Salon Stylist- JC Penney.

:D

[fizzgig]

51. green mohawks for all!

[DS1]

48. Job me

[LaraMN]

50. Loss Prevention Associate- K-Mart.

Who steals from K-Mart? If you're going to engage in thievery, wouldn't you do it at a store with better shit?

[DS1]

54. Nobody.

Not after I take over loss prevention and start enforcing the law House of Saud style

[SOteric]

60. I have a Walmart story I could mention at this point.

But for a small fee, - I won't. :7

[DS1]

62. I didn't steal anything, I just left my dignity behind

[LaraMN]

89. Gawd. I knew it was you!

I worked at Wal-Mart for a short time, about 10 years ago.
Once, somebody jacked off in one of the fitting rooms on a pile of lingerie.

[krispos42]

52. They just cut my hours down to 32 per week.

So hit me!

[LaraMN]

55. Oh! Floor Care Technician.

You will be technating floors, I suppose.

[krispos42]

56. Gosh,I didn't know floors were so high-tech

Lemme pack my oscilliscope and my digital voltmeter. Hmmmm, now where's my soldering iron???

[Runcible Spoon]

57. OK what ya got for me and my newly minted degree?

/crossing fingers....big money big money no whammies...

[LaraMN]

65. I hope your degree is in being a "Shop Helper."

'Cause that's what my finger pointed to!

[Runcible Spoon]

92. WEEEEEE AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA KKKKKKKK

Back to plan B...growing hydroponix....:evilgrin:

[bikebloke]

58. Here's a pretty shitty job.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7823812.stm

I might apply for the craic.

[LaraMN]

66. Wouldn't you rather be an "Inside Sales Professional"?

:o

[bikebloke]

79. I'd jump for a chance at a job in a cube.

Who wants fresh air and the outdoors on a paradisaical tropical island.

[bigwillq]

61. Give me a job!

:)

[LaraMN]

68. Can't go wrong with "Part-Time Office Clerk."

I hope your clerking skills are fresh.

[bigwillq]

75. My skills are indeed fresh!

:P ;) :)

[KitchenWitch]

63. Find me a job

[LaraMN]

69. Job this: "Pull-Up Salesperson."

Wha?

[motely36]

64. I could use a new one

:hi:

[LaraMN]

70. "Overnight Logistics."

I assume this involves establishing the logistics of the overnight.

[motely36]

74. actually that sounds an awful much like my current job

although it also mean scheduling my various overnight deliveries. :evilgrin:

[PeaceNikki]

67. Lemme have it, sista.

[LaraMN]

73. Bartender.

As soon as you learn how to make appletinis and screwdrivers, I will visit you at work!

[PeaceNikki]

77. w00t!

I'll be the best bartendress ever! :woohoo:

[TK421]

71. I could use a new job right about now!

[LaraMN]

76. Phlebotomist.

That one is scary to me.

[nickgutierrez]

72. I could use a new job.

What do you think?

[LaraMN]

78. You're going to install cable tv and internet.

:bounce:

[flvegan]

80. Employ me.

[LaraMN]

81. Conveyor Belt Technician.

Woo-HOO!

:bounce:

[guitar man]

82. ok

whatcha got for me? :)

[LaraMN]

83. Dental Assistant!

:D

[guitar man]

91. cool

do I get to sharpen the drill bits? :D

[4 t 4]

85. May I have one please

in Chicago-

[LaraMN]

86. Bonus! "Mystery Shopper!"

I think you get to wear a cape for that job.

[Deja Q]

87. Sock it to me!

:)

[LaraMN]

88. Parking lot attendant!

Maximum excitement!

[malta blue]

90. I would like a job please

:hi:

[LaraMN]

93. "Computer Instructor."

You will be instructing computers as well as monitoring their progress on an ongoing basis.

[NMDemDist2]

94. I'm on furlough for 6 weeks

whacha got?

:hi:

[LaraMN]

104. "Plans Examiner".

It might mean plans for world domination! That could be an important job!

:o

[tigereye]

95. already have one, but what the hey! It's probably time for a second career!

[LaraMN]

105. Travel Agent!

That could be cool!

[tigereye]

113. actually that would be!

or armchair traveler...


:hi:

[KamaAina]

96. I could probably use one soon...

Heeeelllllp!!

[LaraMN]

106. Accounts Payable Clerk.

That does not sound adrenaline-inducing.

[KamaAina]

118. I even have experience

I used to work for a guy back East who constantly bounced checks, including ours. He was affectionately known as "the Little Dunce" (he stands 5'6" in his stocking feet, in which he walked around the office all day). :dunce:

[SPKrazy]

97. im in

[LaraMN]

107. Postal Positions.

That sounds dirty.

[ThomCat]

98. Yay! What can I do?

:)

[LaraMN]

108. "Virtual Consultant/Coach"

For what, I don't know. Soccer? Tennis? Life?

[Critters2]

99. Whaddaya got? nt

[LaraMN]

109. Mobile Automotive Repair Technician.

Sooo... a tow truck driver?

[Bucky]

100. Get me re-employed, Lara! Do you finger thing to me!

Just don't tutch the but.

[LaraMN]

110. Data Entry.

You can make it fun. Just throw a random obscenity into your data, occasionally.

[AwakeAtLast]

101. Hello there!

:hi:

[LaraMN]

111. Store Manager- Lids.

I think it's a hat store.

[AwakeAtLast]

123. It is a hat store.

And I hate hats, go figure! ;)

[yvr girl]

103. lay it on me baby

:hi:

[LaraMN]

112. "Own Your Own Pak Mail Center"

I don't know what that means, but you will own something!

:hi:

[deutsey]

114. This will work as well as my real job search...perhaps even better.

Whacha got for me?

[LaraMN]

115. Residential House Cleaner.

It has been disclosed that you have mad skills of residential house cleaning.

[deutsey]

117. You know...you're right!

Residential house cleaning has only been a hobby of mine, a private passion, if you will...until now! I'm goig to submit my resignation to my current employer and go find me some houses to clean! :-P

[Tuesday Afternoon]

119. sure...My "career" is a sad joke. I need a new job --

[BeachBaby]

120. I'm feeling lucky today. Whatcha got?

:hi:

[riverdale]

121. I need a job to put food on my family

[geardaddy]

124. I'm game...

*tapping fingers*

[UrbScotty]

125. whoop-de-do!

[struggle4progress]

126. What's avaliable? I'll be looking soon