I went dumpster diving and found a bunch of your old dreams.

[otherlander]

You mind if I use them?

[LaraMN]

1. You can have the ballerina/detective one.

Also the "D-cup" one.

[BarenakedLady]

2. Feel free

[lizziegrace]

3. You can have my horse farm dream

I'm allergic to horses. x(

[Inchworm]

4. Be careful

Some have gotten me into trouble.

:hi:

[fizzgig]

5. help yourself

[charlie and algernon]

6. Let me know if you found my best selling novel

you know, the one that was the greatest novel ever written

[Auggie]

7. Tell Celeste I think of her often

[Iggo]

8. Are they still good?

Knock yerself out!

:hi:

[WinkyDink]

9. Hey, if you can write The Great American Novel, go for it!

[LeftyMom]

10. Sure, but most of them can't be posted in the lounge since The Fun is Over.

[InvisibleTouch]

11. You want to become a veterinarian? Sure, go for it. :)

That's one that I sometimes wish hadn't ended up in the dumpster. On the other hand, I've structured my life so as to be surrounded by animals anyway, without the restraints I'd have if it were a career dealing with the public every day. So maybe it turned out alright after all.

[jane_pippin]

12. The classy thing to do would be to not point out my failure.

That shit stings man.


:D

[KamaAina]

13. Sounds like a line from an alt-country song

:shrug:

[ThomCat]

14. Go ahead. They don't fit me anymore.

And I can't get them to work for me, so I hope you can get them to work for you. :)

[arcadian]

15. Those stacks of Playboys and Penthouses?

Yeah, those aren't mine...

OK they are... But the Hustlers aren't mine, I swear.

Okay. Yeah. Those too.

[nomorenomore08]

16. Trust me, you wouldn't want my dreams, most of them at least.

I mean, considering that I was having dreams about deformed faces and being eaten alive by the time I was in Kindergarten, just imagine how fucked-up my dreams are now, in adulthood... :scared:

[applegrove]

17. Someone better live my old dreams.

[zanne]

18. Have you cooked that chicken for Mussolini yet? nt