Who would win in a Death match? Perry Como or Dean Martin?

[HEyHEY]

I say Dean, Perry seems like such a wimp.

[Patiod]

1. Oh please,

Perry would whip out the barber tools, and Deano would be mincemeat (literally)

- yes, I am the daughter of a big Perry Como fan

[AlCzervik]

2. Dean of course.

i can't even believe you put Perry Como in a death match with Martin.

Perry Como vs. Bing Crosby

[HEyHEY]

3. Bing, would win that one.... he got plenty of practise on his kids.

[AlCzervik]

5. exactly.

[Sebastian Doyle]

4. Depends on how drunk Dean was

I heard rumors that he was a really angry drunk and used to beat the crap out of Jerry Lewis all the time. He didn't try that shit with Sinatra though, because Frank... well he knew some guys in pin-striped suits. They weren't musicians but they carried violin cases with them most of the time.

[PeaceNikki]

6. You swapped the polar bear out for a panda!!?!?

You're gonna get mauled by a panda. Then because you're a Beloved Canadian Journalist, Gordon Lightfoot is gonna sing a song about it. And debut it at the fundraiser to have the panda's poop shipped back to Canada to be given a proper Christian burial.

</d>

[HEyHEY]

7. Hey! It's a new country, I must reflect the Ursulaic population of where I am!

[PeaceNikki]

8. You're NOT there, yet.

The Ursulaic population of where you are now is hurt and crying inside.

[HEyHEY]

13. Yeah, but if I can't get to DU while there I'll have missed my chance

[PeaceNikki]

15. Also when you're MAULED BY A PANDA or YOU'RE THROWN IN THE GULAG

and your huge pink Canadian organs are harvested you'll also have missed your chance.

:cry:

[HEyHEY]

17. Well, as I've already said, the joke's on the fucker who gets my liver.

[bigwillq]

9. Dean!

:bounce:

[Auggie]

10. Dean. No question.

[hobbit709]

11. they're both dead, it's a draw.

[Fire Walk With Me]

24. Who would win: Zombie Martin or Zombie Como?

[Shell Beau]

12. Dean for sure!!

He was with the rat pack for chrissakes!

[HEyHEY]

14. Maybe Perry was too badass for the ratpack

[Shell Beau]

16. Yeeeeaaahhh! Not so much!

:P

[ronnykmarshall]

18. Dean would kick his ass from there to next week.

[av8rdave]

19. Whichever one Frank Sinatra wants to win!

[Cant trust em]

20. Gotta be Dean. Isn't he, you know, connected? NT

[HEyHEY]

26. Just cause he's Italian? You racist!

[Left Is Write]

21. Are you kidding me? Dean Martin, the scrappy kid from Steubenville, OH.

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. Dino would cut him.

[jane_pippin]

23. Dean Martin would smooth him to death.

[nomorenomore08]

25. You're nobody 'til somebody knocks your ass out!

:P

But seriously, Dean would win, without question. I'd even go so far as to say it would resemble an 80's Mike Tyson fight, with Dean as Tyson.

[whistler162]

27. Again - Mel Torme would whip both their sorry Italian arses!

[texanwitch]

28. I have never seen Perry Como move.

He just stood there and sang in one spot.

That doesn't mean he couldn't fight.

[Bucky]

29. I think that panda would win.

No, not that one; the other one.