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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 11:23 AM
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On my resume I'm listing all my skills as being "mad skills of ___".
I think it will give me just the edge that I need.

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billyoc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 11:43 AM
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1. Make sure you spell it "skillz".
It's important.
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 11:52 AM
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2. Just don't claim mad skills of updating your blog!
x(

:P
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 11:54 AM
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3. But about your typing, use the word "shiznits".
"My typin' is the shitnits! It's mad phat."
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 01:19 PM
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4. touche
you should also pose questions to yourself, and then answer them like an infomercial during a prospective job interview.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 01:37 PM
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5. isn't that part of the DVD about them, that all prospective applicants should
have?


:rofl: :scared:
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ogneopasno Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 02:04 PM
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6. Use "crazy" and "wicked" as adverbs, too. "I'm crazy punctual and wicked awesome at working well
in groups."
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 03:37 PM
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7. Don't forget awesome, either, as in:
I'm totally awesome with numbers.
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 03:38 PM
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8. Don't forget your likes, too.
I'm like so good with people. Customers are awesome.
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