Being drunk, posting on the internet and being behind the wheel of a car

[NJmaverick]

what do these three things have in common?

[skygazer]

1. Hey, that's what I'm doing right now!

:P

[NJmaverick]

10. At the same time?

[XemaSab]

2. Somebody's going to lose a trailer?

:shrug:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

3. I can do them all

while I am sleeping.

?

[NYC_SKP]

4. Well, the voices in my head are louder during all three.

Am I close?

[NJmaverick]

9. Getting warm

[Gormy Cuss]

5. nomad1776's idea of the perfect lounge ?

[NJmaverick]

8. Not the answer I had in mind, but I like your thinking

[mentalsolstice]

6. That as the self-appointed lounge cop, you're going to

give us a breathalyzer test? :shrug:

[NJmaverick]

7. epic fail

:boring:

[NYC_SKP]

11. In da lounge...

We keeps it kool...mellow... B-)

[sniffa]

19. epic win

[KitchenWitch]

21. +1

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[InternalDialogue]

12. All three substantially increase your risk of being in a horrible accident?

:shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

13. In all cases if one is not careful, they may regret it later.

[BeachBaby]

14. Oooooohhhhh, Kitchie! I mean, Carla....

I think you could be the winnah! :woohoo: :hi:

[TZ]

15. I thinkshe is on to something

although more specifically he may be going for the rage/power tripping thing I would guess..road rage/angry drunk/internet bully-nastiness thing.

[NJmaverick]

25. rage/power tripping is getting warmer, but you have to dig deeper

[KitchenWitch]

16. But I am the unseen poster on here

because I hate projection.

:rofl:

[TZ]

18. I clarified for you...

I'll share the winnings if you like...I have some lovely cat hair that my kitty just happened to give me..:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

20. Awesome!

I will mix it with my own cat hair.

:hi:

I am so bad, I know I am on iggy, and probably should not post in this thread at all, but shit...

:evilgrin:

[NJmaverick]

24. I don't know what ignored said JG

so I can't tell you if they were right or wrong

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[sniffa]

51. Who are you responding to?

It's obviously someone below my minimum intelligence threshold.

[KitchenWitch]

55. LOL

How did you get into this thread then?

[sniffa]

56. I got a ride on the short bus

I have an idiot pass that lets me in.

[kayakjohnny]

17. Always at the mercy of those around you.

[AlCzervik]

22. you shouldn't do the first 2 while engaged in the 3rd.

i win, threads ends here.

[NJmaverick]

27. That would be a correct answer, but not the one I am thinking of

[sniffa]

64. This thread got a lot smaller, eh?

I mean, AYYYYYYY.

[AlCzervik]

65. the more replies it's get the shorter it becomes, spiffy.

:rofl:

[sniffa]

66. Wait, it gets even weirder

It seems that whenever someone the OP supposedly has on ignore says something even remotely insulting of him it gets alerted on and deleted. It's crazy.

[kayakjohnny]

23. Hamms, Spams and Traffic Jams?

[flvegan]

28. What are 3 things you can do while also having sex.

[TZ]

30. hmm

I'd like to see that third one on the Washington Beltway..but it would cause a multicar pileup from the rubberneckers..:rofl:

[flvegan]

33. Car

doesn't have to be moving. It can be, but doesn't have to be.

And that's one to grow on.

[BeachBaby]

35. It can be done. Trust me.

[TZ]

37. .

I live a boring life...x(

[BeachBaby]

39. Be careful what you wish for.

Or you could become somebody's hedge bet. Just sayin'.

[TZ]

42. naw

I think with all my issues that the last thing I have to worry about...*sigh*
:hug:

[Dr. Strange]

45. Said it before and I'll say it again...

POGOOTP!!

[BeachBaby]

47. Um.....

wha????

[Dr. Strange]

48. The first word is "poop."

:D

[BeachBaby]

54. Oh, yeah.

:hug:

Nope - it's too late, babe. Window is closed on this bet.

[TZ]

50. is that Dustrangish for something?

:shrug:

[flvegan]

40. But HE has to be driving.

Well, depends on how you define "driving".

:rofl:

[BeachBaby]

43. He does the driving....

she's in charge of cruise control.

[Dr. Strange]

44. Are you guys still talking about driving?

[BeachBaby]

46. Sure.

[TZ]

53. its driving you crazy eh?

[flvegan]

49. So she's in charge of the rate of speed?

Yeah, that's true.

[BeachBaby]

52. Rate of speed, gear-shifting....

whatever they're calling it these days.

[Dr. Strange]

32. Little-known fact, Sammy, but...

posting on the internet while having sex is illegal in seventeen states, unless the couple have already born at least one child.

[flvegan]

34. Rules were made to be broken, Cliffy.

[NJmaverick]

60. You can post while having sex??????

How does that work out for you? I would think it would tend to cause many typos.

[flvegan]

61. Have you seen my posts?

Would anyone notice?

[Dr. Strange]

62. The sticky ones are pretty obvious.

I just put those on ignore.

[flvegan]

63. I always post wearing a condom.

Wait a minute...what?

[madinmaryland]

29. In addition to those three...

SEX!!!

:rofl:

[DS1]

41. Asshole level skyrockets

I thought that was obvious, it didn't need a thread

[NJmaverick]

57. Yes, but the question is why

[DS1]

58. No it wasn't, and one would assume you'd have the answer, professor

[NJmaverick]

59. Well the answer that I was thinking of was they all lower social inhibitions

what you observed about asshole levels increasing, was just a very good commentary on the human condition.