OK, so now that we know your various kinks and fetishes...

[short bus president]

I'm interested in what my fellow DUers' success rates have been in finding partners who share, or will indulge, those predilections? I'm quite disheartened to report that I've never been to bed with a woman who hasn't shot down at least one of my bizarre notions along the way, so I'm running 0 and {shamefully small number} on this score. Must be looking for lovin' in all the wrong places... Still, I've managed to find some good bit of fun in the common denominators, but is it too much to ask to strike it rich in the "lover may I" game sometimes?

Who's had better luck? Worse? Interesting stories? Witty anecdotes? A little Penthouse Forum-style smut? ;-)

Couldn't let a Sunday morning go by without a new sex thread in the Lounge...

[ForrestGump]

1. I almost want to say

Almost :-)

And it wasn't a planned thing, either. So I guess it doesn't count under the terms of this thread, really, then.

Oh well. Too bad. :P



Okay...let me just say this:


no, I just can't do it.

Perhaps my kink is to be annoyingly vague, in public fora, about titillating experiences.....and there was much titillation going on *nudgenudge* *winkwink* *saynomore*....

[short bus president]

2. "Perhaps my kink is to be annoyingly vague"

Well, yer halfway there, anyway.

:P

[geniph]

3. Success rate about 90%

if you count lifelong...right now, success rate is 100%.

neener, neener, neener.

[short bus president]

6. I anticipate,

and perhaps "sexistly" so, that a sufficient number of responses on this thread will reveal that more men than women share my unhappy fate in this regard.

Is that sexist? I guess I'm implying that men are naturally kinkier, which seems pretty sexist to me, but I'm really only able to approach the issue from the one side...

and on edit: 90%? Not too shabby at all for someone who describes herself as "desiring the unattainable..." I raise my stein to you, as well :toast:

[Skittles]

9. don't say NATURALLY

you cannot KNOW how different women would be if they were FREE TO BE, the way men are free to be when it comes to sexuality. We are always subjected to these teenage-boy-fucks-pie garbage. Think of a coming of age film for teenage girls; go on . . . .

[short bus president]

19. Ayeee! a challenge...

and I'm stumped right off the bat, because of the tendency thrust upon young men in this society to eschew "chick flicks" of any kind. Perhaps my original statement holds true, if, as you suggest (in ever-so-polite lower-case letters!), I don't say "naturally" and instead refer to the "nurture" side of the equation?

BTW - I'm with you on the pie movies. Whatever happened to the solid scriptwriting days of "Porkies?!?"

[supernova]

23. Lot to be said for this

Skittles. :thumbsup:

Women are really conditioned to be very narrow in their tastes. It takes a lot of creativity and awareness to break out of that.

[geniph]

24. Men are definitely not more kinky

they simply (usually) get more opportunities to view the available options, via porn, strip clubs, etc., because the vast majority of that stuff is aimed at men (well, it seems to actually be aimed at 12 year old boys, but I digress). Very little is specifically designed for women as an audience.

See if you can get invited as a guest to a private leather club. You'll note there are as many female members as male, and what they do is every bit as out there as what the "outies" do.

[Itascapark]

4. Always

But then mine isn't that "off the hook"

[short bus president]

7. Weirdo.

:P

[Itascapark]

8. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Skinner!!!!! sbp is PICKING ON ME!!!!!!!!!!

Clearly, you've never had your feet and ankles kissed and...whatever, for half-an-hour :bounce:

[short bus president]

10. Wanna know what's really kinky?

Missionary style, under the sheets, in the dark. For those with the oft-misunderstood "Amish fetish."

[Itascapark]

11. hummmmmmm...

In NYC that might be a real turn-on...

[short bus president]

12. You in the city?

I've still got a lot of friends up there. Used to live right off King's Highway in Brooklyn - Gravesend. Made the weekly trip into my buddy's place on the upper East side to arrange for weed delivery. Gawd I miss that place!

[Itascapark]

13. Ya

I was in Brookyn, Park Slope until last year, moved out for a while and now I'm back with a very temp place on the Upper West side (around 110th) Where are you living now?

[short bus president]

14. Chapel Hill area, NC

this is home for me, but I think I may always be a Brooklyner at heart. There was something magical about living 3 F train stops from Coney Island.

[Itascapark]

15. Ah...my boss and many friends

attended UNC...all say they had a great experience down there

[short bus president]

17. Chapel Hill/Carrboro is a little island of sanity

in the larger North Carolina sea of redneckery.

[TrogL]

5. I did not factor in

the fire department showing up.

No, I will not explain.

[Booberdawg]

16. LOL! Not even a hint??

Sounds too good to keep to yourself! :evilgrin:

[TrogL]

22. His girlfriend was so busy watching the threeway

she forgot something on the stove

[Lady Freedom]

18. Your up to this again?

You are going to get flamed if your not careful!

[short bus president]

20. I can take the heat.

;-)

[Aristus]

21. It's been my good luck to be with women who think of the

kinky things before I do. This one girl jumped out of bed and ran for the kitchen. She brought back a jar of honey. That was fun for about fifteen seconds, then it got just too sticky to be believed.

With another girl, her fave was ice cream. That was more fun; not as sticky, and the cold made everything hard. Everything.

I've relied upon the imagination of whomever I was with, and was rewarded nicely.