As you are being axe-murdered in your living room, your dog...

[Padraig18]

Poll question: As you are being axe-murdered in your living room, your dog...

:P

[BearFlagDemocrat]

1. Number 10

But then again, she's an Aussie Shepherd/Belgian Sheepdog mix, so that wouldn't be unusual. She'd probably cuff him and perform emergency surgery on me while she was at it.

[Padraig18]

2. Yep.

I know our Chow/Retriever would definitely go for the throat. Not sure what the puppy would do, yet, but he's a Rottie mix, so i imagine he'd be fairly protective. :)

[specimenfred1984]

3. Yep, I've got a dog too

A Belgian Malinois (shepherd). She'd attack and, if she followed her normal pattern, leave 1-inch pieces spread all over the floor when done.

[havocmom]

4. the 90 pound hound is a love puppy and gentle to small children

but if anybody tried to mess with da momma he would kill first and ask questions later. Not aggressive at all but nobody's fool. The last thing Havocdad says before going out the door is "take care of mom". He means to do what he is told. It helps that mom has all the recipes!

edited by the 90 pound hound who types better than da momma

[Padraig18]

7. That's my Grover dog:

He's about 90#, as well, and he loves people, but if anyone EVER thought about hurting me or Tony either one, he'd be 90# worth of teeth and pure attitude...

[Cuban_Liberal]

9. Yeah.

He's your basic "smoosh puppy", unless you went to mess with one of us... :)

[mopinko]

5. all 3, making a puddle as they hide.

they are barking their heads off, tho. i had to put my old boxer down in november, and SHE would have ripped their throats out. i feel absolutely naked with these little dogs. i love them, but i need a big dog.

[GreenPartyVoter]

6. Welcome me to the Other Side, as they passed on years ago

[Rowdyboy]

8. 68 lbs of springer spaniel that will lick you to death

unless you get too near Michael or me. Then he gets VERY involved. I imagine an attack would not be viewed favorably.

[Zookeeper]

10. #3

I have a Rat Terrier puppy. She REALLY likes to play!

[Robb]

11. Waits patiently until I am dead...

...Then, if offered a treat by the axe murderer, trots home with New Master. :)

[Lefta Dissenter]

12. Removes all the flesh

from the ankles, and possibly the lower shins of the attacker... well, that's the Maltese. The Bichon just might go for the knees, and the mutt will bounce around, wondering where her dinner is.

[Madrone]

13. The toy. Definitely the toy.

Bodhi brings EVERYONE a toy. My second choice was barks his fool head off.

I'd like to THINK he'd defend me - but I'm not so sure he would. Course, he's only 1, so still a baby. That may change when he gets older, as he's had no negative experiences with people - ever - up to this point.

[BrotherBuzz]

14. Border Collie...

Rips the attackers throat out, dials 911 and administers 1st aid, then she'd jump up on my bed for a well deserved snooze.

[Tyler Durden]

15. Both our Corgis would go straight for the balls...

I can't even hug the wife or kids without Briget and Charlie going nuts.

If someone tried anything, they'd be minus a hand, or at least most of their fingers.

[fudge stripe cookays]

16. The butt. Definitely the butt.

Fargo hasn't truly been tested among strangers in the house, but he's pretty friendly.

Pyrenees are good watchdogs, and his bark is quite fierce, but he LOVES reprehensor's butt. His nose is usually pretty close to that area.