Happy Days Back As X-rated Film

[Pale Blue Dot]

Beloved TV sitcom Happy Days is set for the porn treatment, thanks to Hustler video bosses.

After giving The Munsters, Gilligan's Island and The Brady Bunch the X-rated treatment, Hustler film bosses are now ready to sex up The Fonz, Richie Cunningham and the gang.

This Ain't Happy Days XXX will be directed by Axel Braun and the project stars Alan Stafford as Richie and Tommy Gunn as leather-clad biker The Fonz.

http://www.imdb.com/news/ni0650490/

I'm very upset that I wasn't offered the Richie role. :cry:

[NYC_SKP]

1. The Brady Bunch? They pornofied the "Brady Bunch"???

Can they DO that???

[rcrush]

7. Only in my dreams...

Every night.

[NYC_SKP]

11. Does Sam the Butcher have a role in this?

the possibilities are endless!

[flvegan]

13. He brings Alice the meat.

[NYC_SKP]

15. Bah doomp Boomp!!!

:spray:

[flvegan]

16. I sampled that joke

from the Beastie Boys.

Shake Your Rump

Never been dumped 'cause I'm the most mackinest
Never been jumped 'cause I'm known the most packinest
Yeah we've got beef chief
We're knocking out teeth chief
And if you don't believe us you should question your belief Keith
Like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat
Like Fred Flintstone driving around with bald feet
Should I have another sip no skip it
In the back of the ride and bust with the whippet
Rope a dope dookies all around the neck
Whoo ha got them all in check

[NYC_SKP]

19. In the back of the ride and bust with the whippet

I remember those...

What the hell is a rope a dope dookie?

[flvegan]

20. I think it's a bolo tie.

At least that's how I always envisioned it.

[MrCoffee]

30. I always thought it was a reference to Muhammad Ali's smack talking

Huh.


A bolo tie?

[Angleae]

23. I believe your sig picture answers it.

:rofl:

[XemaSab]

24. Your sig line goes SO WELL with this post

:D

[NYC_SKP]

34. Uh oh!

Changed my sig.

MLK has nothing to do with this thread!!!

[CreekDog]

36. well that changes everything!

:crazy: :eyes: :rofl:

[pokerfan]

25. Rule 34

If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

[GOPisEvil]

2. So the Fonz and Mrs. C will finally get to resolve their sexual tension?

Sweet!

[Pale Blue Dot]

3. In a 3-way with Leather Tuscadaro.

Dammit, I'm going to get my own thread locked before Sarah has a chance to see it.

[NYC_SKP]

17. Pinky's BDSM brother?

Sister?

[Dr. Strange]

4. Subtitles

Everybody does Chachi
Fonzi humps the Shark
Pork from Orc (starring Robin Williams)

[Pale Blue Dot]

5. Gay porn version:

Ralph's Mouth.

[Dr. Strange]

8. I got it!

[Pale Blue Dot]

6. Sit On It. nt

[Ghost in the Machine]

27. Don't forget the spin-off: Bony loves Crotchie

:hi:

[Dr. Strange]

28. I see a bright future for you in naming porn videos.

:applause:

[Ghost in the Machine]

29. WOOOHOOO!!! I have a *future*!!!

I've been stuck in a rut lately.. glad to know things are looking up!!

:hi:

[carlyhippy]

37. BWAHAHAHAHAH

Carly

[Tighelander]

9. Not Porn but

the recent Maddof "ponsi" scheme had me thinking that "ponsi" was the name of a character on the show.

[Dr. Strange]

10. After completing filming, Scott Baio was immediately signed on for another film.

It is said to be an S&M film, entitled...







wait for it








waaaaaaaaaaaait








Charles in Charge.

[arcadian]

12. Ward? Aren't you being a little hard on the Beaver?

God Damnit. Wrong fucking show...

[edbermac]

14. Do Ralph Malph and Potsie get it on with Joanie?

:shrug:

[flvegan]

18. Only if they want an ass kicking from Chachi.

[MilesColtrane]

21. "Happy Glaze"?

Oh, and IBTL.

[Fire Walk With Me]

22. I'd always thought "Ralph Malf" sounded like some sort of sexual metaphor..

[Orsino]

26. I can't wait to know what Richie's last name will be. n/t

[Bucky]

31. I had a professor named Cunningham. We called him Cunny for short

We were young. We didn't know.

[SarahB]

32. My one question is:

WHEN CAN WE BUY IT? :bounce:

[CreekDog]

35. Hey! Which Brady are you trying to see?

I think it's fair to say that most of the possible answers are: :spank:

[Deja Q]

33. If nothing else, "Aaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!" will be given a new context

:silly:

[TrogL]

38. this thread is useless without pics