Cute things kids have said: post yours here.

[applegrove]

[applegrove]

1. My sister was driving by a hospital with her two sons ages 7 and 4.

The 7 year old asked his mother what the helicopter pad was for and why hospitals needed helicopters. The four year old piped up and said "Silly, how do you think they get the dead people up to heaven?". LOL!

[driver8]

4. That is really cute.

Hey, makes sense to me!!

[applegrove]

7. Right after he said it my grandmother died. My dad used the story in the eulogy. Got a great

responce from the funeral goers. And appropriate too.

[truedelphi]

29. That is a great story. n/t

[driver8]

2. I have posted this before, but I have to post it again as it is so funny.

My 5 year old daughter Leah (at the time) was brushing our dog, Buddy.

Leah said, "I'm brushing Buddy so he doesn't shit all over the house..."

My wife says, "What did you say?"

Leah said, "I'm brushing Buddy so he doesn't shit all over the house."

"Uhm, Leah? The word is 'shed'."

My wife had to leave the room because she didn't want Leah to see her laughing so hard!

[applegrove]

8. LOL! That is funny. Thanks for posting.

[Inchworm]

3. When asked why people are so damn stupid...

My daughter replies, "Daddy, Some peoples do, but some peoples don't"

She was like 5 :P

:hi:

[Inchworm]

6. SHIT! says I because I needed to yell "shit"

No shit, daddy! No shit!

:rofl:

[applegrove]

9. Cute.

[Aristus]

5. I was driving my grandson home from day care once when he was three. The song

"Brown-Eyed Girl" comes on the radio, and I'm singing along. When it gets to the chorus, instead of singing 'brown-eyed girl', I sing 'brown-eyed boy.'

He asks: "Grandpa, am I your brown-eyed boy?"

I answered: "Yes, you are. Because of your beautiful brown eyes."

He says: "Don't say 'beautiful'! That's a GIRL word!"

[applegrove]

10. LOL!

[Ptah]

11. My daughter asked, "How does the bus know where we want to go?"

[applegrove]

12. Sweet. Great picture too!

[Ptah]

14. Thanks. Her brother is a sweetheart too

Her first complete sentence was "Not me, I didn't do it."

[applegrove]

17. Never stop taking those black & white shots. They are amazing.

My parents took lots of photos of us as kids (not black and white unfortunately) and it is wonderful these days to have that record.

[driver8]

13. You have a beautiful daughter. n/t

[Ptah]

16. Thanks.

She's twenty-four now, and full of herself.

[tigereye]

50. I love those kinds of questions

what a beautiful child!

[ogneopasno]

15. Setup: We are not a religious family, but we set up a Christmas tree and a Nativity set. My four-

year-old (at the time) son was helping me set up the Nativity set and suddenly burst out: "OH! Mama! I get it! There are TWO Jesus Christs!"

"Oh really?" I said, thinking maybe he had picked up some kind of "son of God/son of man" thing somewhere. "Tell me about it!" I said.

"Well, there's Jesus Christ the baby," he said, holding up the baby Jesus, "AND there's Jesus Christ when you're mad!"

:yoiks:

[applegrove]

18. LOL! That kid taught you something about yourself that day. LOL!

[ogneopasno]

20. He did indeed! I said right then that he reminded me that it's not nice to snap somebody's name when

you're angry, and that I would try to stop. I've gotten much better about it; sometimes I say "Judas Priest!" the way my mom did.

[dana_b]

19. LOL

smart kid!

[ogneopasno]

21. It cracked me right up. He had my number that day.

[crim son]

22. I thought this was very cute and strange:

When my (now 9 yrs old) youngest boy was about four he and I were in the front yard planting bulbs. An elderly gentleman with a cane passed by the house, very, very slowly. He didn't look at us. Henry waited until he'd passed out of earshot and then asked, "Was that God?" He was deadly serious.

The other thing, less cute but characteristic, was said recently when I was trying to excuse myself from something by calling myself an "old fart." "Mom," said Henry, "Don't sell yourself short. You're a FRESH fart!" The little asshole; I'm raising him right.

[applegrove]

23. LOL! Kids are so amazing.

[crim son]

28. And just a little evil, I think.

:D

[Manifestor_of_Light]

24. Multisyllabic words, proudly stated.

My daughter was going to an expensive and highly regarded Montessori school. She was five.

She had a piece of paper with a compound word on it. She took it to my mother (her grandmother) and
said she had learned a new word.

"B-O-O-L plus S-H-I-T spells BOOLSHIT".

Mom, Grandmother and Gramps all busted a gut laughing over that one.

Baby Girl said she didn't know it was a bad word, she just heard it at school from the other kids.

Gramps told her she better spell her bad words properly; "It's not B-O-O-L, Baby Doll".

:rofl: :rofl: :wow: :wow:


She's 23 now and a recent college graduate.

[applegrove]

25. They grow up so fast. I went to Montessori school too. My mom was so let down

because she said it was supposed to teach me to put things away when I was finished with it and I never did. I'm still like that in my own apartment. At work I'm almost OCD.

[mcctatas]

26. My middle spawn read a church sign that said...

"Jesus died for my space in heaven" to which she replied "Heaven sucks, facebook is much better"

[applegrove]

27. Funny.

[Rhythm]

30. When OktoberKid was about 2, he couldn't manage to say

'Grandma' or 'Pappy' correctly, so he called them "Gumball" and "Happy"!

[applegrove]

33. Cute.

[cemaphonic]

31. Toddler at 2-year doctor checkup:

He's upset because all his clothes are off, and strange people are poking at him.

Me (trying to distract him): What would you like?

Him (pointing at the pile of clothes): More Pants!

[applegrove]

32. LOL! That child new his boundaries very well.

[tigereye]

52. that's a great one!

:rofl:

[BurtWorm]

34. This was cute because it was so smart.

My daughter was just shy of a year and a half old--born in October, and this was in March after her first birthday.

Her grandparents from Maine were visiting us in our apartment on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. She was playing with something on her own as her parents and grandparents chatted nearby when suddenly a loud siren sounded outside on the street below. My daughter barely looked up and announced to her grandparents, as though cluing them in to life in the city, "Must be a ambulance." And then she thought a second. "Could be a car alarm."

[applegrove]

36. Unbelievable!

[MrsMatt]

35. My daugther once asked me

"Mommy, why do cops like donuts so much?" She was about 6.

A couple of days ago, I was attempting to squeeze by my 3 1/2 year old son (who was standing smack in the middle of the doorway) and I said "Excuse me". His reply was "No Mommy, excuse me is for BURPING!"

[applegrove]

37. LOL!

[MorningGlow]

38. Too many to recall--I should have been writing them down

The one that consistently cracks us up is when MG Jr. had just turned 4; we were at grandma's, and he was playing on the floor, quite intently (cars, as usual), and had his back to grandma. She and I were talking about money, or lack thereof, and my mom said, "Well, all I need to do is win the lottery..." Without missing a beat, and without even looking over his shoulder, MG Jr. said, "Oh yeah. Like THAT'LL happen."
:rofl: The little stinker.

[applegrove]

51. LOL. Outta the mouths of babes.

[LeftyMom]

39. There's the time he broke off his engagement...

LK: "Bethany says we can't get married."

Me: "Oh, why not?"

LK: "Because she likes Hannah Montana."

Me: "Why does that mean you can't get married someday?" (He'd previously told me they'd get married when he was "all grown up- maybe ten.")

LK: "Bethany says married people are supposed to like the same things, and I don't like Hannah Montana."

Me: "That's a good point. It's easier if the person you love likes the same things you like. Wouldn't you hate to have to go listen to music you didn't like all the time with her? When you're grown up hopefully you'll love somebody whose favorites are the same as yours."

LK: "I'm going to marry somebody who likes Black Sabbath and baked potatoes."

[distantearlywarning]

43. LK is right

I married someone who likes Black Sabbath and baked potatoes, and everything is great so far!

:rofl:

[applegrove]

53. That is so wise.

[LibDemAlways]

40. When my daughter was 3 we were taking a road trip and

my husband pointed out a dam on a reservoir. "That's a big dam," he proclaimed. Somewhat confused, her innocent reply came forth from the carseat in back: "A big dam what, daddy?"

[madmom]

46. My daughter always called them "darns" and still does to this day, she's 25.

[applegrove]

54. Haha!

[Deep13]

41. I was making goofy faces for my 4-year old niece...

...(she's nine now) and my sister asked her if I was funny.

"Funny LOOKING" is what she said.

[Arugula Latte]

42. My son (about 4) was riding in the car with my husband

Some idiot cut off my husband and my husband had some choice words for the guy.

My son said: "Um, Daddy? He can't hear you. Maybe you could use a hand signal, though."

[applegrove]

55. So wise.

[lazyriver]

44. My best friend's daughter who is now in kindergarten,

has had some good ones. When she was four, she asked him if she could have some of his beer. He told her no because she was too young to drink beer. He was working on his mower at the time and she proceeded with a classic 4 year old's gambit: "Can I have beer when I'm five?" - "No" - Can I have beer when I'm six?" - "No", and so on. When she got to ten, he said, "Yes, you can have beer when you're ten", basically just to stop the line of questioning and concentrate on the mower. She walked away satisfied.

The next day, mommy got a call from the pre-K teacher and ended up going in for a visit along with daddy to explain why their daughter was telling all the other kids and the teachers that she couldn't wait until her tenth birthday because daddy promised her she could drink beer at the party. To her credit, she promised all the other kids they could come over and she would share it with them.

Planning the first beer bash at 4...no wonder my friend has lost all his hair.

[applegrove]

57. Oh boy. Dad has to be careful with what he says around that little girl. LOL!

[av8rdave]

45. Wne my son was about 9, we rented a movie that was racier than I expected

When I was tucking him into bed that night, he said, "Dad, I think I know what they were talking about in some of the parts of that movie."

"And what's that?" I asked.

With wide eyes and a scandalous look, he replied, "I think they were talking about S - E - X!"

"What do you suppose that is?" I asked him.

With a serious look on his face, he replied, "I have no earthly idea, but I know whatever it is you can't do it until you're 13."


I about fell off the chair laughing.

[applegrove]

58. LOL!

[AirmensMom]

47. Who's General Herpes?

:rofl:

My grandson asked me that a few months ago. Apparently he had seen a commercial for genital herpes medicine on TV.

:rofl:

[MsKandice01]

59. Ha!

That's awesome.

[applegrove]

60. ROTFLMAO!

[tigereye]

48. yesternight was a cute one I used to hear from various kids

Ours used to laugh a lot when we called Newt Gingrich a ging-ging. (a favorite term)

[applegrove]

62. Smart kid. One should laugh any time Ging ging is mentioned.

[mopinko]

49. my baby, now age 15, was always a carpe diem kind of person.

she was probably about 3, no more than 4, when she invented a word that, as near as we could tell, meant- yeah, let's get it on. right now. let's go.
chicksawinza.
we still use it.

[applegrove]

63. interesting.

[MsKandice01]

56. My son was about 3....

And I was doing something in the kitchen and he was standing behind me. I had a wedgie and proceeded to pull it out and he said, "What's the matter, Mommy? Did you poop in your pullups?" The fact that he couldn't say his "L's" at the time and "pullups" translated into "puwwups" made it that much cuter.

[applegrove]

64. Cute. I can just hear him.

[nytemare]

61. My niece, when she was 5, after burping, saying...

"excuse me, my butt wasn't working".

:rofl:

[applegrove]

65. ??? LOL!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

66. The Big Dark.

The land of no nightlight. An anonymous nephew.

hi applegrove :hug: :loveya:

[applegrove]

67. Hi Salmon.

:pals:

[begin_within]

68. "Bobby... the Titanic boat ran into an ice cube."

My nephew Ricky at age 5.

[applegrove]

71. Cute.

[AwakeAtLast]

69. Coming out of her bedroom (she was 5)....F-R-E-E that spells "free"

Me: That's great honey! You can spell the word "free"!

She continues, "credit report dot com baby!"

:yoiks:

[applegrove]

72. LOL! Kid's capacity for picking up language is amazing eh?

[latebloomer]

70. Potty stuff and more

My son was 4 and we'd been trying to potty train him forever. One day he stood up very seriously and announced, "Soon, I will go to Potty Train. Dat my plan." Not TOO much later, he did.

My daughter used to call the toilet the "toilick." Brought up a lovely image.

When she was about 3 or 4 she was very hard to handle. Once when I reprimanded her she replied sarcastically, "Yes, Your Majesty." (She's 14 now, and, surprisingly, gives me much less grief.)

My 5-year-old nephew is a piece of work. Recently he announced his intention to knock down his sister's toys from the shelf. When my brother asked him why he would do that, he answered, "It's a tradition with us bad guys to do bad things."

[applegrove]

73. What a family you have. LOL!