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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 08:56 AM
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I found the crotch of a dead mule in taterguy's pantry.
Edited on Fri Jan-16-09 08:58 AM by philboy
I can't believe the stuff that guy eats.
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darkstar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 09:07 AM
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1. Wash it down w/ shot #8
God it's early. God it's cold. I wasn't made for this brutal, bare-knuckled world w/out the p-boy breakfast regimen. Guess I'll have to make do with this brandy.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 09:14 AM
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2. Got a call at 430 this morning...
They brought my mom to the ER from the nursing home.

Went to meet her there.

Freakin' 11 below on my truck thermometer. TOO COLD! I truly despise winter.

They are going to admit her, but I think she will be OK.

Have a good day, darkstar! :hug:
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darkstar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 03:11 PM
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3. I really hope she is OK...
Here's to you and good sons everywhere.

:hugs:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 03:13 PM
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4. Thanks a lot man...
I'm going to go see her later.

I took a good look at her today...she is TOUGH.

Beautiful beautiful woman.

:hug:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 03:16 PM
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5. scheduling taterguy and philboy for a double ass-kicking
Edited on Fri Jan-16-09 03:16 PM by Skittles
taterguy for the mule thing and philboy for f***ing telling us about it
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 03:17 PM
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6. I'm sorry Skittles...
But I feel it is my duty to warn you about him.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 03:56 PM
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7. How the fuck did you get in my house?
:scared: :mad:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 03:57 PM
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8. Reverse osmosis.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 04:12 PM
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9. His house is made of a semi-permeable membrane?
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darkstar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 04:12 PM
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10. hah..you said "membrane"
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 05:02 PM
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15. Okay, I meant to say "member"
Is that better?

:evilgrin:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 04:47 PM
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11. I let him in.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 04:49 PM
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12. How the fuck did you get in?
Where are my dogs?

If anything happened to them I'll just die.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 04:51 PM
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13. philboy let her in.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 04:51 PM
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14. I stole your bike, too.
:woohoo:

:woohoo:
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 05:52 PM
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16. Thanks for not taking my porn, beer & Xbox
You need a minivan with more cargo space.
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