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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 10:26 AM
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News Exclusive: There is LIFE on MARS!!!!!1!!!!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2133475.ece">

Ah, you gotta love the Sun. I love how the second paragraph completely disagrees with the ginormous headline: Life on Mars... or not. And note how the third paragraph explains the source of their exclusive which was apparently NASA television. Via the Web. Toss in a stock picture of the Mars Lander from Google Images and you have a front page story without even leaving your desk.

The legacy of Rupert Murdoch lives on!

Oh well, it's not like anyone actually reads that paper. The front page merely serves as a cover for the third page so that it can be displayed on a stand.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 10:28 AM
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1. Take a look at the lawman beating up the wrong guy...
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know...
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Sebastian Doyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 11:15 AM
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2. I don't see any sailors fighting in dance halls here
I think Murdoch's making shit up. Again.
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 11:41 AM
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3. This just in: you need a microscope to see Marvin the Martian
This is a picture of him magnified 1,000,000 times:

:rofl:
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