What's with all the posts about MIRACLE Whip?? I prefer Hellman's

[madinmaryland]

real mayonnaise.

:shrug:

[ceile]

1. Me too.

I mean seriously. What the hell is "bread spread" anyways?

[flvegan]

2. Vegenaise is better than both of them.

Some say it's the best. And they are correct.

[madinmaryland]

5. Vegenaise?? What's that made of??

[geardaddy]

8. Vegans?

:shrug:

[Happyhippychick]

9. Soylent vegan

[madinmaryland]

11. No. That's called Soylent Green.

[flvegan]

10. Ingredients:

Grapeseed Oil, Filtered water, Brown rice syrup, Apple cider vinegar, Soy protein, Sea salt, Mustard flour and Lemon juice concentrate.

This is for the grapeseed version of it.

[madinmaryland]

16. Hmmm. That might have potential.

Do you have an actual recipe for that?

[flvegan]

21. No, I buy it in the jar at Whole Foods.

http://www.followyourheart.com/vegenaise.html

[MorningGlow]

6. Who are these "some" who "say" that you speak of?

I want names!
:rofl:

(Hellman's fan here. :hi: )

[madinmaryland]

7. I think he has been watching Fox News. That's one of their favorite

sayings!!!

[MorningGlow]

13. Been reading Doonesbury this week?

Today's strip:



:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

18. What is Trudeau going to do when Bush leaves?

[flvegan]

20. It's also the starting phrase for the introduction of The Stig.

[MorningGlow]

23. Too true

Hey, I know who The Stig is. The way my kid's been driving with his X-Box racing games, I'm thinking he's moonlighting in a white racing suit. "Some say...he's only FIVE years old...and that he sleeps in Spongebob SquarePants pajamas..."
:rofl:

Hey, like my new sig? I couldn't resist. I share May's sentiment.

[flvegan]

25. LOL

And yes, your sig is awesome.

[flvegan]

14. Everybody that's cool.

[kentauros]

19. Here's one.

I second it as the best over any of those other "sandwich spreads" :D

[geardaddy]

22. Spoken like a true fan of iceberg lettuce

;)

[geardaddy]

24. Vegenaise is good, but...

it's second to real mayo for me. I'd take vegenaise over Miracle Crap any day.

[LeftyMom]

29. The grapeseed oil kind with the purple lid.

:9

[kentauros]

32. That's the only one I ever buy.

I've tried the others, but that's still the best for flavor and texture/mouthfeel

[TK421]

3. Miracle Whip is absolutely foul....

and anyone who likes it is a mutant :hide:

[Gormy Cuss]

4. Hellman's won't do you any good when you need to ditch that sandwich. n/t

[geardaddy]

12. I agree.

Miracle Whip is too sweet.

I hear it's big in the South, though.

[Demoiselle]

26. Miracle Whip IS too sweet!...I vote for the real.

A word of warning. Hellmann's has a new "olive oil based mayonaisse dressing" and I bought it because once in a blue moon I've made
olive oil mayo from scratch and it's lovely. But Hellman's (Hellmann's?) olive oil thingie is not good. It's too sweet, just like Miracle Whip. I threw it away.

[CreekDog]

15. Best Foods, but whatever. (that's what it's called in the West)

:fistbump:

Miracle Whip is :puke:

[redqueen]

17. Real mayo is gross.

Miracle Whip is the only mayo-like product I like.

[sasquatch]

37. Heretic

:P

[redqueen]

40. Well I hardly like it!

Only on a very few things... and only a little...

But real mayo? Yuck... no way.

[yellowdogintexas]

27. me too. nt

[johnnie]

28. Real mayonnaise?...Hellman's?

That's like saying "I like real spaghetti sauce, I buy Ragu"..lol

Both Miracle whip and Hellman's have their purposes and I use both, but real mayo is made at home.

[madinmaryland]

30. Point well taken, sir.

:hi:

[Mike 03]

31. Why do people like maynonnaise? Since I was an infant it made me gag.

I don't get the appeal?

What is it about Mayo that people like? It's just thick white stuff. Doesn't it come from egg yolks?

[Sequoia]

33. I like Kraft myself.

Hellman's is more east coast I think.

[frogmarch]

34. REAL mayo for me!

Ever tried to make ranch dressing from a packet with Miracle Whip? :puke: Only real mayo works.

Potato salad tastes better when made with real mayo too.

[Bunny]

35. Oh, fuck Hellman's.

Just fuck it.

I like Miracle Whip.

[madinmaryland]

36. Blech!

:puke:

[Bunny]

38. Blech right back atcha!

:puke:











Do you think we could start the Mother of All Lounge Wars about mayo vs. miracle whip? Let's try this:

Laura Branigan was breastfeeding at the Olive Garden while dining on corn flake-breaded fried chicken. She dipped her French fries in mayonnaise. :D

[Shell Beau]

39. My husband insists on BluePlate. One time

my mom was going to make potato salad at my house, and when she got here and realized we didn't have Hellman's, she went to the store and got some. BluePlate wasn't good enough. It is mayonnaise. But yeah, Miracle Whip = :puke: