So how cold is a witches tit?

[rcrush]

:shrug:

Any witches here?

[flvegan]

1. I volunteer to do all hands on case studies and verifications.

[geardaddy]

2. This cold...

:holding fingers apart measuring the witch's nipple:

[EastTennesseeDem]

3. I heard that for the first time last night.

It was from my dad, who lives in Nashville. So using deductive reasoning, I guess Nashville is as cold as a witch's tit.

[Orsino]

4. In a brass bra, *all* tits are cold.

No need to perpetuate religious stereotypes.

[mcctatas]

5. and how hot must it be to make a whore sweat in church?

:shrug:

[XemaSab]

6. Is it on the shady side of an iceberg?

:shrug:

And is that colder or less cold than "cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey?" :shrug:

[nytemare]

7. The temperature of a witch's tit is sort of like an infinity.

However cold it is, a witch's tit is at least one degree colder than that temperature. No matter how cold to a negative infinity, just subtract one.

[MorningGlow]

8. Hang on, lemme check

In this weather, pretty damned cold, actually.
:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

9. I dunno, my ex had some pretty hot boobs.

:P

[alarimer]

10. Is it colder than a welldigger's ass?

Because that is phrase I hear most around here when it is cold.

[gmoney]

14. "I'll be quiet... quiet as a welldigger's ass."

Ten points for anyone who can name the film...

[conscious evolution]

11. They are actually pretty hot.

At least the ones on the witch I dated were.In more than one way,also,I might add.:evilgrin:

[NV Whino]

12. Yo! Kitchy? You gonna answer this one?

[Bossy Monkey]

13. In proper Southernese, that's "colder than a witch's left tit" ie heart

Farbeit from me to suggest that a witch's heart is anything but the warmest. (I've done a half dozen Lounge religion polls and have a pretty shrewd idea what percentage of Wiccans we have here.)

[4 t 4]

15. Calling KitchenWitch

where are you