You'll never believe what happened to my cactus tonight

[Robb]

All I can say is I offer this advice: if you're naked and oiled up, try to stay off unstable ladders. :evilgrin:

[chicaloca]

1. dude....

I once managed to kill a cactus through dehydration (seriously) but your story is truly a special one.
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[PVnRT]

2. The Ideal Gas Law

The Ideal Gas Law, applicable in general to simple gases at low pressures, states that:

PV = nRT

Where:
P = Pressure
V = Volume
n = Number of moles of gas
R = Gas constant
T = Temperature, absolute

This is one of the fundamental laws used in thermodynamics, and everyone should know it.

[Deja Q]

3. The cactus didn't end up looking like this, I hope?

[Catshrink]

4. Do you ever wonder why you're DU's dingbat?