Want to hear about a REAL miracle?

[Orrex]

My cat puked on the linoleum instead of on the carpet or furniture. The chances of this happening are so infinitessimal that I'm ready to call James Randi to accept my million dollars.

[emilyg]

1. Could your cat give

lessons to my cats?

[Orrex]

2. Probably not...

My cat is so dumb that he was easily outwitted by a portrait my wife painted of him.


And his skill at hitting the linoleum is so feeble that I really do suspect divine intervention on those vanishingly rare occasions when he manages to refund his dinner there.

Sorry!

[emilyg]

4. OK - a one time miracle - take what you get.

[Skittles]

3. OMG

the best I ever got was half carpet/half linoleum :o

[busybl]

5. not possible

I mean, Hunh? Isn't there a cat rule against it?

[Heidi]

6. That's _nothin_.

The Wiley and Excellent Boy Cat Named Ginger can stand on the terra cotta floors, making me think that's where he's gonna hurl, and projectile barf way across onto the bedroom carpet. x(

[XemaSab]

7. There is balance in the universe

The dog puked in the back of my mom's car. It's a Honda element, so you'd think it would be okay with the plastic floor and all? It went in the track to the front seat.

The car now smells like a ham sandwich with cheese and ranch dressing. x(