Stephen Colbert is ON FIRE tonight on the Daily Show!

[Khephra]

This bit is freeping GREAT!

[texas is the reason]

1. damn! beat me to it!!

i am still rofl..."AND THE ARMIES OF ROVE WILL MAKE THE BLUE STATES BLOOD RED!!!IT IS WRITTEN THE SON OF THE 42ND KING WILL BE CROWNED AGAIN MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Khephra]

2. Someone is going to have to get a transcript of that skit

That was CLASSIC! I almost expected to see the Eye of Sauron floating behind him, just like in the one gif going around here.

[Susang]

3. The satanic preacher bit is one of his old favorites

He used to do it all the time back here in Chicago. That and the most killer Neil Diamond impression. Usually after closing at the bar I worked at. He used to commandeer the microphone we used to give last call with. Oh, those wacky early ninties! :-)

[Cassandra]

4. And a good line on Tough Crowd:

"If they find Bin Laden dead, they should check for freezer burns."

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

5. almost as good as his report on the last inaugural ceremonies

...the one where he made Bush sound so Caligula-esque, with the idiot prince giggling as flocks of doves were released...well, I can't remember just how it went and I can't find an online source, but I'd love to see it again.