Neighbors from hell

[holeinboatoutatsea]

I get one night of rest, and then they start up again. Yelling - I hate you - go to hell - on and on and on.

They, in the daytime, when I am around for lunch or weekends, are friendly and seem okay.

Are they possessed, or what?

[Skittles]

1. the apartment above me, same thing

only it's a mom and her teenage son so I find it disturbing.

[whirlygigspin]

4. Try this

the next time they go at it, record them, then when it's quiet,
play the recording as loudly as possible.

Shawk & Awe

[thelocalkgb]

2. My neighbor is SERIOUSLY creepy

I think he and Joey Buttafucco must be related. He is a mechanic. Plus, they're always having these teenage girls over (him and his wife) and they don't have any kids. I'm a little freaked out by this. I'm not sure if they are his nieces or what, it's a little creepy though.

[Nevernose]

3. So, uh, can I have their address?

:evilgrin:

[Nay]

5. The cure is -- Call the cops about the disturbance of the peace

EVERY TIME it happens. If the cops are halfway competent, your neighbors will get the message.

[slack]

6. you have to strike back

try punjabi MC, it's music from england - club music with pakistani influence. sounds like a mixture of european club music and the ultimate al-kaida sound to wake up any sleepers. no more problems with your neighbours.

[BiggJawn]

7. "oh....oh...oh...OH! OH! OH! OHHHHHH!"

I wish my neighbours would just fight. At least then I could call the cops (no, I'm not gonna be like that woman in Hamburgh!)

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

8. My neighbor likes to go vroom vroom with big loud engines

In the summer, he revs up his loud motorcycle and goes out 5 or 6 times a day for ten minutes at a time. I don't knows what he's doing - meeting people to sell drugs? We work out of the house, so hear him all the time.

He also has a huge-ass lawnmower and a huge lawn that he mows for hours, it seems. In winter he has a big snowmobile. He also has two trucks. He built a giant house and a giant garage to hold these things. Other than that, he seems like a nice guy.

But there used to be a cute little log cabin there with two really nice old people that were liberals and had a cool parrot. I miss them.