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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:31 AM
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I had onions yesterday and now I smell strange. What can I do?
I showered earlier, but the smell seems to be coming from my pores again. This sucks!
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:32 AM
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1. Try eating some garlic.
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:33 AM
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2. amputate
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:39 AM
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3. Drink tomato juice. nt
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 11:09 AM
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5. is this like for when your get sprayed by a skunk?
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siligut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:44 AM
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4. Flush your system.
Drink lots of water. 10 8oz glasses at least. Eat fibrous foods to cleanse your GI tract.
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 11:11 AM
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6. Run to Walgreens and buy some Kinoki foot pads.
:rofl:
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 11:33 AM
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7. Sorry. You will smell like that the rest of your life.
Really, it will pass in another day.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 11:35 AM
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8. Step 1. Post downwind.
Actually, that's all I got.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 11:37 AM
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9. That's the first step
Now up your garlic and olive oil intake and you'll smell like I did during the holidays at my Italian mother's house...

:-)
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Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 12:05 PM
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10. Keep a way from me.....
:silly:
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