Flamebait Afternoon. (as was locked as inappropriate for GD)

[Shardik]

I was sitting in the Olive Garden today when I noticed a woman breastfeeding her child while cleaning an assault rifle.

An obese blind man entered the restaurant being led by a pit bull. The mother, fearing for her child, slammed a clip into her rifle and unloaded on the pit bull, killing it instantly. The blind man, in a state of shock, lit a cigarette and stumbled outside the restaurant where he was arrested by the local police and then tasered because the thought he was not complying to instructions during a field sobriety test.

Then, an Israeli and a Palestinian got in an argument over the use of tasers and started throwing tacos at each other accidentally hitting a 54 pound autistic girl who then kicked both their asses and sat down to a brownie she had lifted from the Israeli's pocket.

I then drove home in my Hummer to watch the news of a three-way shootout between Scientologists, Mormons and Fundamentalist Christians and another incident involving a disruption between a Gay Rights organization and PETA.

It's been an odd day.

[FarLeftRage]

1. WOW!

Deja vu... all over again!

[GOPisEvil]

2. I hope you listened to some Laura Branigan in your Hummer.

:thumbsup:

[elshiva]

3. You sang about Tamales and met an Asian carver.

[motely36]

4. Did you kill any songbirds lately?

freeper...

[ogneopasno]

5. At least the Hummer is union-made in the USA. That's all I care about.

No, seriously.

[JVS]

6. You can learn a lot of things from the flamewars.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0lbfEb8MMk&feature=related

[Shardik]

7. Bread & Butterflies!

[ismnotwasm]

8. Can you buy tasers at Walmart?

'Cause I'm there if you can. In fact, I need to go buy some toys made in China. You know, stock up for Christmas.