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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:21 PM
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I drank a GALLON of water today
What do you think will happen to me?

:rofl:
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:22 PM
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1. Up all night peeing?
:rofl:
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:23 PM
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2. Probably...
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:26 PM
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3. Got snow?
Go write in it ;)




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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:27 PM
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4. Looks like I will also need
some Blue food coloring...
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:37 PM
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10. Naw...just use the Magic Funnel
Am sure it has many special uses for your personal needs :P


Magic Funnel

Would you like to know where the
milk went? This metal magic funnel
will produce it from the unsuspecting
volunteer wherever your imagination desires!
A great routine.

http://www.dandymagic.com/magicfunnel.htm






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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:49 PM
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22. I followed the link
and am just as curious as I was before visiting the link.

How do I use it?
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 11:09 PM
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23. Am sure it comes with instructions
in broken English and pics to show you what to do







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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:30 PM
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5. Do you need to pee yet?
Jeez...I would be pissing like a racehorse right now!
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:30 PM
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6. I have been going pretty regularly
if you need to know.
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:37 PM
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9. well, when you post that you drank a gallon of water...that is the
natural reaction there :D
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:33 PM
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7. you want I should kick your water-logged ass, jasonc?
yes INDEED
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:38 PM
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11. Skittles
just admit it, you are obsessed with my ass? It's ok, it is quite nice...

:P
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:39 PM
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13. What happened
you flash back to Boot Camp.... Drink yr freakin canteen, Recruit!
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:40 PM
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14. I was just about to hold the empty pitcher
Edited on Sun Jan-18-09 10:43 PM by jasonc
over my head upside down too...

:rofl:
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:46 PM
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20. rofl
You better Hydrate Recruit....or you will get the "Rectal Rocket"
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:47 PM
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21. I think I can take ya...
go ahead and try...

:P
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:35 PM
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8. You should have added some fresh peppermint
as that helps stimulate peristalsis :P

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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:39 PM
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12. plus
its fresh and minty...


:P
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:40 PM
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15. Depends. How much have you gotten rid of so far tonight?
I used to drink a gallon a night regularly. Back when I was doing heavy manual labor in the Florida heat. :P
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:42 PM
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18. No idea
It makes sense in Florida to drink that much after being outside working.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:43 PM
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19. If I didn't, I probably woulda DIED.
And I'm not using hyperbole here. :)
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muriel_volestrangler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:41 PM
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16. I hope you took the whole day about it:
A mother died after drinking four litres of water in under two hours, an inquest has heard.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bradford/7779079.stm
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:41 PM
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17. Oh yes
been an all day thing, not a just now thing.
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pinniped Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 12:17 AM
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24. You're going to get a Wii.
.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 01:18 AM
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25. gosh
If I had known that, I would have drank a gallon of water sooner.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 01:19 AM
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26. Don't care. You're not my type.
:rofl:

Kidding.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:31 AM
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27. ROFL
the lounge has a new joke...
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:39 AM
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28. Yes. a classic is born
I'm grateful.
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