How smart are you?

[Feanorcurufinwe]

Poll question: How smart are you?

[LastKnight]

1. its not that im so smart...

its just that so many are so dumb... namely republicans

-LK

[rockymountaindem]

2. Got into MENSA on the first try.

Whatever that's good for.

[lpbk2713]

3. If I'm so damn smart..........

...... how come I ain't rich?

[Fight_n_back]

4. Ask it the Bush way for the answer

if he's so rich..

why is he functionally retarded?

[fujiyama]

5. I am so smart...

S-M-R-T!

[kodi]

6. unlike most, i'm smart enough to know how dumb i am

and that, Grasshopper is the key to the path of wisdom.

[Vittorio]

7. "If he's so smart, then why is he dead?"

Homer Simpson.

[Dogmudgeon]

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[Vittorio]

9. rotfl

The people of Faux are so fucking stupid.

[Exultant Democracy]

10. Depends on how much I've had to drink

When I am sober I am just your normal magnificently brilliant SOB. Then after a few drinks I get a little bit dumber, but then after about 12 drinks or so I become the worlds foremost expert on everything.

Now here is the scary part, when I say "worlds foremost expert on everything" I'm only half joking. I think something about drinking massive amounts of booze knocks loose all the info in my head. On many occasions I have sat on my couch during a gathering and pontificated about everything under the sun, while one of my friends has been at the computer looking up what I am talking about and continually finding that I am right again.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

11. So far

90% of DUers think they are among the 5% smartest people.