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Fight_n_back Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-04-04 01:15 AM
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If George W Bush were a hockey player...
he would be Craig Janney

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I AM SPARTACUS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-04-04 01:18 AM
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1. he'd be the puck...
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Mick Knox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-04-04 01:20 AM
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2. He'd Get that ass checked hardcore by Kerry... WHOO HOO n/t
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-04-04 01:21 AM
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3. If George Bush were a baseball player
He'd be Bob Uecker.

:headbang:
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I AM SPARTACUS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-04-04 01:25 AM
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5. he'd be an illegal greaseball...
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-04-04 01:23 AM
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4. If George Bush were a race car driver
He'd be Tom Slick.


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I AM SPARTACUS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-04-04 01:27 AM
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7. he'd be a crash test dummy...
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-04-04 01:25 AM
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6. If George Bush were a golfer
he'd be John Daly.


rocknation


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I AM SPARTACUS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-04-04 01:28 AM
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8. he's be scratchin' in the sandbox...
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-04-04 01:29 AM
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9. If George Bush were a rock band
He'd be The Wiggles.


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I AM SPARTACUS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-04-04 01:31 AM
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11. he'd be air guitars and lip-syncin'...
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dArKeR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-04-04 01:30 AM
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10. Don't disgrace hockey by mentioning Shit-For-Brains name
in the same sentence!
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-04-04 01:34 AM
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12. If George Bush were a TV newscaster
He'd be Emily Litella.


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I AM SPARTACUS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-04-04 01:36 AM
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13. he'd be a weatherman...
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-04-04 01:38 AM
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14. If George Bush were a dance
Edited on Thu Mar-04-04 01:44 AM by rocknation
He'd be the the hokey-pokey.


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Fight_n_back Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-04-04 01:40 AM
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15. No
the macarena
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-04-04 01:43 AM
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16. You put your right hand in, you take your left hand out...
Edited on Thu Mar-04-04 01:44 AM by rocknation
and then you cancel the recount...that's what it's all about.


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I AM SPARTACUS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-04-04 01:46 AM
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17. he'd be the Texican Two-step...(photo attached)
Edited on Thu Mar-04-04 01:54 AM by I AM SPARTACUS
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-04-04 01:50 AM
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18. If George Bush were a men's hairstyle
Edited on Thu Mar-04-04 01:50 AM by rocknation
he'd be a comb-over.


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I AM SPARTACUS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-04-04 01:52 AM
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19. he'd be dandruff...
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-04-04 01:56 AM
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20. If George Bush were a sitcom mom
He'd be Edina Monsoon.


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I AM SPARTACUS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-04-04 02:05 AM
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21. he'd be left on the editing room floor...
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