If George Bush were a comedian

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he would be Carrot Top...

[FDRrocks]

1. Nah...

If George Bush was a comedian his name wouldn't be a household name, save for his fathers reputation.

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3. Then he would be

Jerry Lewis

[MercutioATC]

5. Ahh, but the French love Jerry Lewis. Nobody loves Bush...

...well, just freepers, and even their support is waning.

[absyntheNsugar]

2. Actually I'm told the man can tell a joke

seems its the only thing he can do right...

[FDRrocks]

4. It's as my friend said

I'd love to have George Bush as a neighbor. To barbaque and whatnot with, tell anecdotes, but he's not politician caliber by a long shot.

[absyntheNsugar]

8. Yes I'll bet he can barbeque as well

Now I wouldn't trust him to babysit my kids, but I would trust him to bring the beer to the neighborhood block party.

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10. If he were my neighbor

we would probably have a dust up pretty early on in the relationship. He is everything I despise in a man.

The only good thing I can say is that, in real life, he is tolerant of homosexuality, which makes his current stands on Gay rights even moe aggravating.

[LastKnight]

6. na...george isnt into prop comedy...

...he still has yet to produce those WMDs

also... his polocies are more of a joke than anything else and its nothing physical that can be pulled out of a giant trunk.



-LK

[I AM SPARTACUS]

7. he wouldn't be funny...he'd be Condi Rice...

[AngryYoungMan]

9. Andrew "Dice" Clay!

eom

[neoteric lefty]

11. why does everyone

hate Carrot Top? He didn't do anything to hurt you :)

He's worth something like 10 million, I heard.

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15. Everyone doesn't

which is why he is worth ten million.

Carrot Top is the lowest common denominator. Guys like him make the sacrifices of Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor seem irrelevant.

[neoteric lefty]

16. I think

there are worse types of comedians than prop comics :cough: Jim Bruer :cough: :) He doesn't pretend to be anything more than what he is. You may not like his type of comedy but he discovered a niche and became very successful. More power to him. However, the movie he starred in really sucked.

[KC]

12. If he were a comedian

I'd be really bored. lol

KC

[ConcernedCanuk]

13. If GeeDubya was a comedian, he woulda starved to death by now ...

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or gotten beaten to death by some riled up Texan waiting to hear something funny!

[Spider Jerusalem]

14. You mean he isn't a comedian?

Strange. I find it impossible to take anything he says seriously. And he makes me laugh quite often.

[imax2268]

17. Shrub tells a joke

and the audience reacts...

Joke response

[Bake]

18. Get the hook!

I'd be throwing tomatos!

Bake