The next time I break up with a girl

[Radical Activist]

I'm going to take her to Olive Garden and tell her she's "not my type."

[Ava]

1. make sure you ask her about your ivy league school potential first

[Radical Activist]

3. Oh yeah, I let all the ladies know I'm I-V league material

cause that's what turns 'em on! :rofl:

[soleiri]

2. will that be

before or after you breastfeed?

[Radical Activist]

7. after

the breastfeeding but before I scream at the parents across the room who keep letting their kids run around the place.

[DFW]

4. The next time I break up with a girl

Had better be in the next life!

(lucked out many years ago, am not letting her go nowhere, nohow)

[Radical Activist]

5. good for you

congrats.

[DFW]

9. I got lucky

And I was just smart enough to hold on to her when I did.

Whatever dumb things I may have done in life, losing her
was, fortunately enough for me, not one of them.

[Hippo_Tron]

6. And she will likely retaliate by breastfeeding in front of you

[Radical Activist]

8. a child or

the waiter? Cause the latter would be cruel.

[Hippo_Tron]

10. Depends

Is the waiter smoking a cigarette or not?

[Radical Activist]

11. No but

he does have a seeing eye dog.

[JCMach1]

12. no, a pitbull...

[Radical Activist]

13. They really are gentle creatures.

Never bite from what I've read.

[JCMach1]

14. Exactly...

the only drawback is when she threatens to get paternity support for her 'fur baby'