Worst ways to wake up.

[rcrush]

One of my worst ways is to wake up with a splitting headache. That sucks.


What else is a shitty way to wake up?

[MineralMan]

1. On the bathroom floor of someone-you-don't-know's apartment.

That sucks.

[Guava Jelly]

2. Late

I'd rather wake up in my own stool than wake up late.:sarcasm:

[Swede]

3. Waking up with a killer hangover is fun too.

But still better than waking up dead.

[CreekDog]

4. On Saturday thinking you overslept for work

:rofl:

[Heidi]

5. Gripping, breathtaking leg cramp.

Alternately: tun*a-breathed yawn in my face by The Wiley and Excellent Boy Cat Named Ginger.

*Note to CMW: Don't feed him tuna cat food after 11 p.m.

[Pierre.Suave]

6. Being woke up by the Fire Alarm

pretty much sucks...

[davsand]

7. I hate waking up to the sounds of a cat horking up a hairball.

It will be an absolutely awful day if the cat is ON the bed while he's horking up that hairball.

That is among my least favorite ways to wake up, I think. Waking up to the sounds of a kid puking in the bedroom is probably next on the list, because I can't launch the kid off the bed.



Laura

[SteppingRazor]

8. An emoticon's worth a thousand words:

:hangover:

[One_Life_To_Give]

9. Supream Court has ruled the next pResident is Bush nt

[MajorChode]

10. Outside, completely nude

[Lyric]

11. By having an enormous 32-ounce cup of ice and iced tea

knocked over at 5:00 am onto your head by the cat, a mere hour after you've FINALLY managed to fall asleep after being up all night with "morning" sickness.

Yep, that was definitely the worst ever.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

12. busted water pipes

x(

[Inchworm]

17. Still goin' on?

:(

[Tuesday Afternoon]

35. well...more involved than originally thought.

about $400.oo. Had to call in a plumber. He got me water but, I have to cut it off when I get everything washed. The wellhead busted. He will be back tomorrow to finish the job. Meanwhile, I have to wrap the pipes he did fix. A gauge and something else is busted, too. Oh well, it is a 20 year old well. I guess I was due.

[Inchworm]

40. If you lived closer

I'd give you a hand. I do well in crawlspaces during winter.

:hug:

[MountainLaurel]

13. Fire alarm going off in the middle of the night n/t

[Deep13]

14. On the bathroom floor after puking and passing out...

...while hearing my wife talking to the 911 dispatcher. That happened the last time I had the stomach flu.

[sarge43]

15. A macaw in the next room screaming for breakfast.

0500 hours, a military training instructor throwing a steel garbage can down a concrete floor and bellowing, "FORMATION! 5 MINUTES! MOVE IT!"

A B-52 taking off 100 yards away, especially nice after a drunken barracks blow out the night before.

3am, the spousal unit whispering "Are you awake? There's something wrong."

[Inchworm]

16. Right before that sexy beast crawls on top of you

in the dream you were having.

True story...

:evilgrin:

[Heidi]

24. _This_ "Sexy Beast"?

I agree: he's awfully sexy in that role, in a very strange (to my tastes) sort of way, but still ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdIKeMAgsbU

[Inchworm]

29. My sexy beast has more hair

:rofl:

Here is the trailer from the movie that made me love Ben

House Of Sand And Fog
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WzdpMF26ms

:hi:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

18. Having a heart attack.

Can't say that it's ever happened to me, but I hope it never will.

[ogneopasno]

19. Having to pee at, like, 2 a.m. when it's 50 degrees in the bedroom and I've just warmed up.

I hate that.

[FloridaJudy]

20. By the cops knocking on your door

With an arrest warrant. It's only happened to me once, and it was a case of mistaken identity: that's what I get for having a bleeping common name!

Second worst way is by a 3 a.m. phone call. It's almost never something you want to hear. It's either a persistent drunk who's mistaken your number for that of his old girlfriend, a psychotic relative or bad news - or some combination thereof.

Third worst way is how I woke up this morning: discovering you've slept funny and some part of your body now refuses to work. Who knew you needed a shoulder for so many things?

[lightningandsnow]

21. Neck cramp from hell.

Yeah. I've been there.

[Phillycat]

22. Waking up in a screaming panic because you realize your alarm didn't go off.

I fucking HATE THAT.

[Arugula Latte]

23. The phone --- especially in the middle of the night.

:scared:

[Lavender Brown]

25. the way I usually wake up - to a shrill beeping alarm

x(

[LaraMN]

26. Next to someone who has wet your bed.

x(

[applegrove]

27. In the middle of a scary/uncomforting dream. You feel like shit for the rest of the day.

[XemaSab]

28. Water soaking through the sleeping bag

:(

[fizzgig]

30. crying

i've woken myself up crying on a number of occasions and it's the worst way to start your day

[PassingFair]

31. With your children standing beside your bed...

one of them, mascara streaming down her cheeks,
yelling, over and over again, "It's NOT HIS FAULT".

(I did this to MY parents when I was a teen, and
my brother was hit by an AIRBORNE car that landed
on our hood. We walked home to tell my parents
that the car had been totaled.)

My Dad later told me it was the most frightening
moment of his life, and he had been a MARINE.

[dysfunctional press]

32. 3am, -10 degrees, and the dog is wimpering to go out for a shit.

but- i suppose it beats getting up at 4am to take a piss and stepping in a pile of dogshit in the hallway.

[dysfunctional press]

33. with a flashlisght and a shotgun in your face, and someone yelling "where's the safe?"

'in cold blood' was freaky.

[LeftyMom]

34. Pissed on by your cat.

Fucking Dora. I love her, but she's crazy.

[Taverner]

36. With a gun in your face

Harshes my mellow every time

[DS1]

37. House on fire

[siligut]

38. In a night terror.

Weirdest thing ever. Wake up in a fighting panic and totally disoriented.

[DS1]

39. Fishing ship is sinking in the Bering Sea