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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 01:49 PM
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One last time, for old times' sake...
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:01 PM
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1. You are in deep trouble
:spank: :P
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:04 PM
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4. Heh.
When am I *not*?? :rofl:
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:12 PM
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8. hmm, let me think...
I admit it - you stumped me there! :D

:hi: Lynzpants!
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:03 PM
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2. Gawd that sounds good
:)
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:06 PM
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5. I know, right?
I'm not nearly as excited as I feel like I should be... but I'm going to watch at least some of the festivities online tomorrow, so hopefully that will be good. :)
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:03 PM
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3. Kudzu. It's going places. n/t
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:06 PM
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6. Heh.
Indeed. :P
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:11 PM
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7. Hey, as long as we're tripping down memory lane ... n/t
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 04:44 PM
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17. To the Olive Garden? nt
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:15 PM
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9. That's been posted a brazillion times, already!
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 03:02 PM
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11. Give or take a few, yeah...
I loved the thread where people were photo-shopping it into other things... :rofl:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:52 PM
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10. DTM
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 03:02 PM
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12. Pfffftttthhh!
:P

:loveya:
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 03:06 PM
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13. Hillary Clinton is giving the president his daily briefing...
She concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazillian soldiers were killed."

"I'm sorry to hear that," Obama responds.

Send my official condolences to the Brazilian embassy.


Somehow that's not as funny.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 03:13 PM
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14. "I'll brush up on my Portuguese before calling the President of Brazil."
No, not funny.
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 03:34 PM
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15. Yeah, not so much.
Preferable, but not funny...
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 04:14 PM
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16. Should auld Brazilians be forgot...
:spank:



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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 09:49 PM
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18. LOL
Dude, I'm totally gonna drag this outta the ashes about 3 years from now and see who still groans... :rofl:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 09:51 PM
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19. I admit
that was good. :rofl:
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 10:26 PM
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22. *grin*
:hi: Rev!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 09:51 PM
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20. Et tu, Lynz?
:spank:
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 10:27 PM
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23. Bwahahaha...
:evilgrin: Parles-tu francais?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 10:28 PM
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26. No, non, nein!
:D
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 09:53 PM
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21. Noo, I never want this joke to go away. It's too soon.
:cry:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 10:28 PM
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24. Bush was pResident for 8 years, and all I got was this damn joke.
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 10:28 PM
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25. Awww....
I already promised upthread that I'd resurrect it, don't you worry... :hug:




:rofl:
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 10:34 PM
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27. We'll have a new version, with Secretary Gates and President Obama.
It'll be fancier, and shinier, and cooler, but it'll still be the same joke we know and love, right?
Please?
:cry:
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