Flight 1549 birdstrike. MIHOP or LIHOP?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

You seriously think a bunch of birds brought down that plane? No way! No way! There was a missile strike, I tell you, a missile strike!

[mcctatas]

1. They were trained quail

straight of of Cheney's shooting preserve

[NJmaverick]

2. Maybe they were bird shaped missles? or

:tinfoilhat:

[SteppingRazor]

3. Missile?! You fool! They were robotic birds armed with plastic exposives!!1!

:tinfoilhat:

[jakefrep]

4. Did I take a wrong turn into the 9/11 forum?

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[Arugula Latte]

5. Cheney personally stuffed the birds into the engine.

I have a good friend whose sister works at LaGuardia and she said her co-worker told her that he SAW Dick in action that day.

[Deja Q]

7. Wow. Sounds like a cool porn title.

"He SAW Dick in Action"

Or at least another blighted "SAW" movie... I'm sure Lorena went to that one a half dozen times... :scared:

[Deja Q]

6. MIHOP. I am guilty. I went to the pet store, freed all the budgies, and let them fly into the air.

:spank:

[Throd]

8. I have ridden on planes and eaten waterfowl, so I'm something of an expert here

It did not happen as it is being reported. The lack of concrete evidence is proof positive of an elaborate cover-up by sinister forces.

[BeachBaby]

9. They were holograms beamed up from Staten Island.

[NoPasaran]

10. Clearly particle beam weapons fired from space

I pity the fool that "believes" the "official" story.