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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 12:38 PM
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I just turned my girlfriend on - ask me anything
:silly:
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 12:44 PM
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1. how long
does she take to boot?

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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 12:45 PM
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2. Don't you mean...
...inflate?

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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 12:47 PM
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3. duh!
Everyone knows you have to inflate 'em first before you can turn 'em on!
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SyracuseDemocrat Donating Member (696 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 03:02 PM
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6. lmao
:)
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rock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 01:29 PM
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4. Your girlfriend, is she a sport?
Say no more, say no more. A wink is as good as a nod to a blind bat.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 03:01 PM
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5. Does she
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FreeperSlayer Donating Member (666 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 03:08 PM
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7. It's not hard to do
I waved at her and she had an orgasm
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