Stupid California motherfuckers need to learn to drive in the rain!

[LeftyMom]

Or in this case, the slightly damp road that got drizzled on several hours previously. :eyes:

I'm okay. The car's okay. Thank Me at least I know how to drive, 'cause if I had to rely on these stupid assholes to show some sign of competence my car'd be on the back of a tow truck by now.

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Sounds like Southern Cal Syndrome.

Moisture in the air = dead standstill on freeways.

Where are you in Cali, and why are you posting to DU while driving? ;)

[kentauros]

3. Then Houston must be full of California drivers!

So that's where the problem is! :P

Glad you have good driving skills. We all need them these days.

[quakerboy]

36. I know Oregon sure as hell is

They slip past our useless border in the hundreds and thousands every day. Its like a freeking biblical plague.

[LeftyMom]

6. Sacramento. And I stopped and had some food and a little walk to settle my nerves

before I headed home.

[AlCzervik]

2. OMG it's drizzling out, panic, drive too fast and then hit the brakes.

glad you and your car have made it home in one piece.

[LeftyMom]

10. My favorite are the people going 85 in the fog in their SUV.

:eyes:

[AlCzervik]

11. and these same fools actually drive up to Tahoe in snowstorms.

[LeftyMom]

12. Well, being able to do that twice a year is why they got an SUV.

Well that and their two kids under ten really need the room an eight passenger vehicle can provide. :eyes:

[CreekDog]

34. sometimes you have a $750 deposit on a cabin

:banghead:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

4. Join the club

I swear to god, everytime it snows..People here forget how to drive.

[LeftyMom]

16. If it snowed here our roads would be post apocolyptic.

Like whatever chimps is calling herself now said, it's bad enough that all these crazy people charge straight up the mountain to sit in traffic every time it snows, like there won't be any left to ski on if they wait a day. Then again, a friend's husband is a tow truck driver, and he puts food on the table pulling brand new Ford Death Stars out of embankments every weekend, because apparently these idiots think that 4WD makes it okay to drive 80 mph up a windy four lane highway in fresh snow and heavy traffic.

[GOPisEvil]

5. Stabby Vegan really suits you.

:evilgrin:

[Richardo]

15. .

:D

[LeftyMom]

17. I know.

I'd be really even tempered if I weren't surrounded by morons. :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

7. I seriously do not go out in the rain anymore

I fucking know how to drive on glare ice fercrissakes.

But I do not trust the fine people of SoCal to know how to drive.

[LeftyMom]

8. I was hungry. I should have ordered in.

These days where it's not really raining and the roads are really slick from all the churned up grease are the worst.

[KitchenWitch]

9. That greasy road thing is the worst.

[XemaSab]

13. Hasn't rained here yet

:(

[LeftyMom]

18. It wa pretty half assed. We got a bit of drizzle.

[XemaSab]

19. I spoke too soon

It's drizzling.

[CreekDog]

35. it's raining tonight here in the Bay Area

not heavy at all, but more than drizzle.

[flvegan]

14. Yeah, like it's limited to California.

Try driving in Florida, StabbyV.

This is the DU member formerly known as Gonna Get a Punch in the Nads from LeftyMom

[LeftyMom]

20. Fuck no.

You people make California drivers look good. You included, sweet cheeks.

I do want to play with your car though.

[flvegan]

21. Wait...what?

Play with my car? MY car? The Mazdaspeed?

Oh, it's Restraining Order time now.

[LeftyMom]

22. No, your other car.

:eyes:

[flvegan]

23. You're gettin' served, chica.

Nobody plays with the redhead. But me.

[LeftyMom]

25. I hate to have to explain this to you agave, but you have the car. I have the titties.

It's in your best interest to promote an atmosphere of sharing. :evilgrin:

Competent women are hawt. And I'm a better driver than you.

[flvegan]

26. Mmm...free trade.

Methinks I have something too, that doesn't have 4 wheels to bargain.

And...whatever you say, Collins.

This is the DU member formerly known as LeftyMom Thinks She's The Stig. Yeah, it's funny.

[LeftyMom]

27. Dude, I can buy those over the internet and they don't talk back.

:D

So you and your snarky sig line can kiss my ass.

[flvegan]

29. And tuner babes are fairly prolific. Your point?

This is the DU member formerly known as Gonna Regret This Post.

[LeftyMom]

30. I have two.

Right and left.

See, your eyes just glazed over a bit.

I win.

[flvegan]

31. I'm just going to shut up now.

This isn't going anywhere good.

This is the DU member formerly known as Knows Better.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

32. OOOHHHH

Ive been wanting to say this to somebody, since people always say this to Me and MCCT...

GET A ROOM YOU TWO.... :rofl:

[LeftyMom]

33. We DID! It was great.

:evilgrin:

[Initech]

24. Stupid California motherfucker right here!

Yeah... um... we dont know how to drive in the rain, there I said it. :evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

28. I know, I'm a fourth generation Californian.

And the 'rents are both from the Bay Area, so they can't even drive when the weather cooperates. Now that they're old that is some seriously scary shit.