Jesus. Why are you guys all doing this to an actual n00b?

[EastTennesseeDem]

I haven't even been here a hundred days. I know you're just doing this to fuck with the new guy. To be honest, I don't find it funny at all.

Sure, today it's just your internet screen names. But in a month I'll come on here and the layout will be neon pink. Soon after you'll do things like install brand new fonts and spell color "colour" and theater "theatre". You know what? Don't bother. Keep your damn names because I know when I'm not wanted.


Screw you guys, I'm going home. :mad: :mad:

[NYC_SKP]

1. Then you missed the old new rating system?

You'd have loved the old new rating system!

[lizziegrace]

2. This probably won't happen again until 2012

Hang in there. Even the old members who aren't changing names are having trouble with all the changes.

:hi:

[EastTennesseeDem]

6. Oh, so who are you?

Are you the one who befriends me and then turns into one of them?

What's your new name gonna be? Your nefarious intentions can't hide from me.

[lizziegrace]

43. Not going anywhere and not changing my name

:)

BTW, I'm a fellow Tennessean. I'm from the opposite end of the state though.

[XemaSab]

3. Stay out of the Canada forum

and avoid HeyHey, Yvr_Girl, GhostsofGiants, and Billyskank.

And a bunch of other people who aren't American and are some sort of furriner. :hide:

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. Hey everbuddy! The plan's a'workin!

Don't worry. People don't gang up and stampede things they disapprove of ;)

[flvegan]

5. Doing what?

Do you even exist here?

Welcome to the Matrix.

This is the DU member formerly known as EastTennesseeDem.

[EastTennesseeDem]

7. ....................

:nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

[FloridaJudy]

8. There are no name changes

...and there is no spoon.

This is the DU member formerly known as FloridaJudy

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. It's part of the plot to break you.

And make you one of us. :P

[EastTennesseeDem]

12. Seriously, what have I been holding you back from?

Before I got here, I bet you were all saying to each other "Oh, let's go to Cancun" or "Oh, let's go to Costa Rica" or "Oh, let's all drop a huge dose of window pane and take a hot air balloon ride to the Four Corners". Then I got here and you all say "Great, now we gotta babysit the n00b". Then one day, one of you had a crazy idea that you could passive-aggressively get rid of me. Well guess what? It worked. Go. Go realize your dreams. I don't mind.

I got some new names for you: "Meanie1990", "miscreant4life", or "neer_do_well09".

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. LOL

If it makes you feel any better when I first joined the name amnesty was going on, just don't let it get you. Dig in your heels and scream "I'M NOT LEAVING" at the top of your lungs. :P

[DarkTirade]

10. Hey, how'd you know about the neon pink?

[RoyGBiv]

19. Seen the screenshots?

They're awesome.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=8438145&mesg_id=8438341

[ghostsofgiants]

22. He already knows too much.

We need to do something about this, post haste.

[DarkTirade]

37. Yes, we need to do something about this post, with much haste.

[bluesbassman]

11. Because you're not our type.

Just kidding n00b. Look pierre.smooth for the reference. It's worth it.

BTW, welcome to the asylum.:hi:

[Pierre.Suave]

30. LOL

Nice...

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

13. What are you talking about?

This is the same DU that was here yesterday

tomorrow it will be Obama Underground

Wait, that would be OU, we can't have OU because of the OU Sooners and I hate the sooners


So it will remain DU

never mind

what was the topic again?


:P

[EastTennesseeDem]

25. Then I can take one of you with me.

http://fightmusic.com/mp3/big12/Oklahoma__Boomer_Sooner.mp3

[NMDemDist2]

31. oh man

that's a permanent (for at least 4 years) solution to a temporary problem

but Krazy you are and Krazy you shall remain.....

:hug:

[lost-in-nj]

39. et tu brute

who are you again???

:(


lost

[ScreamingMeemie]

15. Because you were home.

No wait, that's a movie.

[Tom Kitten]

16. OK look dude you've crossed the line!

I agree with all you say except for the theater/theatre baloney! That is over the top! I have always used "theatre" in referring to "theatre" and no amount of pandering will ever convince me to switch the "r" with the "e"...Kapish, Kompadre?

[RoyGBiv]

17. How'd you know about the pink?

It is supposed to be a secret project.

Well, now that the cat ... err ... flamingo is out of the bag, here's a mock-up.



I think it's a purdy colour.

[EastTennesseeDem]

21. It has begun I see

You may have taken my cyber-life, but you will never have my freedom.

[jobycom]

18. Wait until you figure out we're all just one guy.

I just pretend to be all these other posters.

[bluesbassman]

And what will really bake your noodle is...

Would you have still clicked the link if you knew?

[Wetzelbill]

20. You aren't really going to like it when you get to the Dharma Initiative part of DU

Let alone, the Matrix... I have said too much.

[ghostsofgiants]

23. Can't we just move the lounge?

[Wetzelbill]

26. Who are you again?

Oh what, you say you knew me before the Lounge was moved? Right I believe that...

[ghostsofgiants]

27. Skinner appointed me to be your leader!

[Wetzelbill]

28. lol

Good one. Of course that does mean I have to shoot you in the leg.

[ghostsofgiants]

33. And that I have to die. Fuck.

Should have thought this one through. x(

[harmonicon]

24. Oh, I'll spell colour anyway that I want!

Especially if it's the correct way, which is "colour".

I also keep a neon-pink filter over my computer screen so that all pages have a neon pink layout. It makes hotmail a lot more HOTT.

[NMDemDist2]

29. ROFL

that's right newbie, the world DOES revolve around YOU!!!

:rofl:


but seriously, I needed a new one, I moved out of Arizona over two years ago

:hide:

[EastTennesseeDem]

32. That's what you want me to think

And you almost got away with it too. The whole name change thing was just too obvious.

You moved? Suuuure. That one and $4.75 will get you a hazelnut signature hot chocolate at Starbucks.

[Critters2]

34. Damn! n00b would've been a great username.

Oh, well. Water under the bridge. Qu'est-ce qu'on peut dire? :shrug:

[CreekDog]

35. Apparently everyone here is having their leg pulled

or something. :eyes: :hide:

[struggle4progress]

36. .

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               we're working on it                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              

[rcrush]

38. I'm so confused.

Whats going on?

[TZ]

40. What in the world are you talking about?

Everything seems normal here to me...:P

[Ikonoklast]

41. No one is messing with you. You're just being a tad paranoid.

Oh, and to everyone else, 'The dog barks at midnight'. Repeat, 'The dog barks at midnight'.

That is all.

[Marrah_G]

42. What the hell are you talking about?

You really are being Paranoid - no one is changing the Colours!

[lightningandsnow]

44. Well, I already spell it "colour" and "theatre", so there!

Yay for Canadians.

[NJmaverick]

45. If you leave you will miss opposite day

[EastTennesseeDem]

48. It's not my choice

The entire DU Community has spoken. I have been blackballed.

When is Opposite Day anyway? I might check up on it from the insane asylum.

[no name no slogan]

46. First they came for teh n00bz, but since I'm not a n00b I said nothing

Then they came for the Delaware Turnpike tollbooths. But since I wasn't a Delaware Turnpike tollbooth, I was silent.

You know who else came for people? These guys.

This is the DU member formerly known as Rick Astley.

[tekisui]

47. We are really all sock puppets of one poster.

One person is messing with you, one person with a few thousand online identities.

[KamaAina]

49. This sort of behaviour is hardly civilised!

:P