I'm *this close* to pulling the trigger on my new name.

[MrCoffee]

Seriously. This close.

[TZ]

1. *BANG*

Oh wait..you didn't mean that literally..my bad..:blush:

[tekisui]

2. 'Name removed' is still available.

[Gormy Cuss]

3. MrInstant?

:P

[AlCzervik]

7. we're replacing Mrcoffee with Folger's ground crystals, let's see if anyone notices the difference.

[Fire Walk With Me]

17. ...

:thumbsup:

[ghostsofgiants]

18. Dude, your new username rules.

[Midlodemocrat]

21. Yeah? Well, yours sucks. You heard me, sucks.

:hide:

[ghostsofgiants]

32. Pffffttttt.

That's all I've got to say. :P

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Sanka?

C'mon, tell me.

[no name no slogan]

5. How close?

This is the DU member formerly known as Rick Astley.

[rug]

6. Melita's been taken.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. ChockFullo'Nuts

:shrug:

[Javaman]

9. Javaman says, MrCoffee is just fine. :) nt

[MrCoffee]

10. LMAO

:thumbsup:

[Robeson]

11. Are you going to upgrade to "Tassimo"?...

...:shrug:

[Dr. Strange]

12. Come on, MrTea.

I pity the fool that don't change his name!

[TZ]

36. Its MrsTea...

For real there is a tea maker called Mrs.Tea...:)

[LostinVA]

13. "FlavoredCoffee"?

[jakefrep]

14. FrenchPress?

[flvegan]

15. SuckItTrebek. I can't wait.

[Midlodemocrat]

20. Now that would be funny.

:rofl:

[flvegan]

26. Whatever it is, it better roll off the tongue as well as "MrCoffee's mother" does now.

[Midlodemocrat]

27. Yet another remarkably humorous user name.

:rofl:

[AlCzervik]

31. or Allaboutmymother.

[flvegan]

34. I think he may go for Teabagging For Jesus.

He's just like that.

This is the DU member formerly known as MrCoffee's Mother Tosses A Great Salad.

[ghostsofgiants]

16. Change it to Mr. Fusion.

Inna Back to the Future stylee.

[Heidi]

19. Viennois? Macchiato? You strike me as a Ristretto kind of guy,

so please don't tell us your new name would be Frappé. :(

[Lucian]

22. I like MrTea.

[Midlodemocrat]

23. STOP CHANGING YOUR USER NAME!!!!!

I just got used to the other one. :grr:

[Lucian]

24. You know, some of us embrace change.

:P

[Fire Walk With Me]

25. Dr. Coffee?

[AlCzervik]

35. Dr. Coffee enema.

[redqueen]

28. Throat Warbler Mangrove?

[MrCoffee]

39. BuggreAlleThis

Because I don't think BuggreAlleThisForALark will fit.

[redqueen]

41. You've inspired me to read that.

:)

[MrCoffee]

42. Every word is genius.

Enjoy!

[Haole Girl]

29. Did you give up coffee?

Will it be MrWater?

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

33. Perhaps MrSoyMilk.

Not very exciting if you ask me. He'll regret leaving out the word "Chocolate" or "Vanilla", and 2012 is a long time from now.

[BeachBaby]

30. You could always go with Juan Valdez.

Just a thought. :) Even sounds kinda sexy, sorta.

[TZ]

37. hmm let me take this for a test drive..

I'll be in Juan Valdez' bunk...what cha think?
:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

38. When you liason with another DUer, you're not supposed to spill the beans.

[Bombero1956]

40. go for it

I did.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

43. Just shut up and put up.

Take the plunge.

[Call Me Wesley]

45. I dunno, but

I always read your new username as Dino_Crocetti ...

Which was the name of the College I went to.

[Call Me Wesley]

44. MrErsatz?

ChicoryDude? :P

[Arugula Latte]

46. If you keep it coffe-related, we can start a Coffee-Related-DUusername Clique, m'kay?

Just keep that in mind. It's a big selling point.