I think Maidenmaryland works at my Wawa.

[BeachBaby]

I pulled up to the Wawa gas station, and told the pump dude to fill 'er up. So, as I'm sitting there waiting, he starts filling my tank, and then gets on his Nextel to gab it up with another pump dude, a few pumps over. This is what I hear:

Allegedly MiM: "Why the fuck do you want to go to Delaware tonight? I hate going there."
Other pump dude: "It's cheaper. Get alot more beer for your buck. You can't argue with me about that."
Allegedly MiM: "I fucking HATE going there - besides, after we pay those fucking tolls, how much cheaper is it, really?"
Other pump dude: "Dude - if you don't wanna go, then don't go. Your call."
Allegedly MiM: "STFU, will ya? I'll fucking go - but you're paying the fucking toll this time."

"Maidenmaryland"? PUHLEEZE. He reeks of "MaidenNewJersey". Or "FuckingHatingDelaware".

[flvegan]

1. "...and told the pump dude to fill 'er up"

The phrase that would keep me from ever working at a gas station.

[BeachBaby]

2. Hmmm.....

So maybe saying "Hi - could you please top me off" isn't in my best interests, either?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

21. Imagine being a Wawa pump dude

and adding it to your resume.

[madinmaryland]

3. Son of a GUN!! I thought that frickin TransAm looked familiar!!

:rofl:

I remember having that exact conversation 20 years ago!!1

[BeachBaby]

4. You've got quite a mouth on you, MiNJ....

but you looked pretty hot in the Carhart. I'll admit it. :rofl:

[madinmaryland]

5. Thanks for the $20 tip for pumping your gas!!

wink wink!!

It paid the tolls, so that we could buy beer!!!

[BeachBaby]

8. Believe me, honey.....

for you to get a $20 tip in Jersey, you'd have to do a whole helluva lot more than pump gas.























































Dipsticks would be involved. Just sayin'. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi: :P

[madinmaryland]

11. Why do you think I only said "pump gas"

:evilgrin:

[NJmaverick]

6. Wawa

:rofl:

get yourself a good 7-11 SOUTH Jersey BeachBaby :hi:

[BeachBaby]

7. 7-11? That's soooooooo 1990.

They are but a memory now, at least to those of us who live on the cool side of Jersey. :P

:hi:

[NJmaverick]

14. If it's so cool, why do all the people live on the other side?

:P

[BeachBaby]

22. No, no, no......not ALL the people.

Just the Sopranos. :P :rofl:

[madinmaryland]

9. Do you have Sheetz up there? There are a sheetload of them in PA.

[BeachBaby]

10. Nope.

Wawa invaded South Jersey, with shock and awe, in the '70s - with a complete occupation by 1990.

[Patiod]

12. Please - SE PA, N DE and S NJ are all about the Wawa

Sheetz? Sheetz? Next you're going to suggest we get Uni-Marts...

[NJmaverick]

13. Are you Sheetzing me?

[TZ]

20. I've been to both

and I'll take Wawa over Sheetz ANYDAY.

[CreekDog]

15. Wawa is way better than 7-11

you crazy man. :eyes:

[madinmaryland]

16. We only have 7-11's here.

:shrug:

[CreekDog]

17. same here

Arizona pretty much only has Circle K.

But Wawa's have the best food, they are the nicest mini mart I've ever seen.

[BeachBaby]

18. They are currently occupying SJ, DE, PA.....

parts of MD, and northern VA.

Rumor has it that Operation Florida is next on their agenda.

[NJmaverick]

24. They all said I was crazy

but I was able to prove with geometric logic and reasoning....:crazy:

[TZ]

19. well geez we already knew he visits your Wawa

and drives a silver blazer and has LOVES to yell at all the Eagles fans...:P

[no name no slogan]

23. I've had several people work at my Wawa

But they never seem to get it right. Which is why I've got these huge forearms, and this terrible case of tendonitis.

This is the DU member formerly known as Popeye The Sailor Man.

[Pierre.Suave]

25. Yeah, thats why...

no way it is from all the alone time you have to fill lately...


:P

[BeachBaby]

26. .....

:spray: :spank:

[madinmaryland]

27. You sure it's not "laidinmaryland"?

:evilgrin: