I inadvertently tried to changed my user name to that of a highly sought fugitive...

[LeftyFingerPop]

Now I am hand-cuffed, posting this from the back of a police car, typing with my nose.

Thanks a lot, DU.

[motely36]

1. George, is that you?

:shrug:

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Shhhhh.

[mainegreen]

3. My revenge is nearly complete.

The fruits of all my carefully laid plans are ripening.

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. I knew it was you, Fredo.

[leeroysphitz]

6. Did he break you heart? n/t

[flvegan]

5. Cooper, where's the money at? I'll take care of it for you.

[Arugula Latte]

7. Isn't "philboy" that notorious goat molester?

He's baaaaaad.

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. Everyone makes a huge deal of the goat incident...

But you need to understand that those goats were damned pretty.

[Arugula Latte]

10. But, they were NUBIAN goats

Poor little innocents. :cry:

[no name no slogan]

12. Hey, those goats were BEGGING for it

It ain't his fault that he's a faster runner.

This is the DU member formerly known as www.goatse.cx.

[AlCzervik]

9. Whitey Bulger?

your brother almost killed me on Arch street one day about 15 years, yes i hold a grudge

[jobycom]

11. Relax. You'll be back with the Cowboys in no time.