What's your porn name?

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The first name is the name of your first pet.
The last name is the name of the street you lived on, the earliest you can remember.

Mine is: Tiki Swidler

[PaddyBlueEyes]

1. Oh dear god

Happy Longwood...

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2. You're hired

[mcctatas]

3. OMFG!

how fitting :P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

4. You would know

*did I say that out loud? * :rofl:

[MrScorpio]

5. Shannon McDougall

[JTG of the PRB]

30. I thought this was supposed to be the porn name thread, not the dowdy librarian name thread.

:hide:

[mcctatas]

6. Ya know, I used to say it was Zelda Harney, but actually we played

this game at Thanksgiving and my mom informed me it was really Alice Holy Hill Road :P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

11. bwaawhahhhhaaaaaa

Im going up Alice's holy hill road... :rofl:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

63. Fine. you take the holy hill road

and I'll take the hilly hole road.

Regards
Poco Cordman (Lounge Porn Name)

:hi:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

7. Cleo Kentland

well.

[NNadir]

8. Tinkerbell West.

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. Uh...

Ceecee Poplar

[flvegan]

10. Ben Shore Drive.

That turn anyone on?

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20. Not as much as

Ben Dover Isle Drive would.

[flvegan]

21. ROFL!!!

Oh, man...that was good.

This is the DU member formerly known as bob_weaver Ruined My Keyboard.

[SeattleGirl]

12. Tippy Tinamou

:P

[SKKY]

13. Shasta Crafty...

[PaddyBlueEyes]

14. Thats smooooooooth

Brother.

[mcctatas]

15. shasta...

in HS, they used to sing that annoying jingle to me because my hippy mom gave me such a shitageous name! I frigging hate Shasta :grr:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

16. awwww

need a hug? :hug: Ok, now I'll laugh :rofl:

[Mollis]

38. What Shasta do you speak of?

lol

[mcctatas]

45. This one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQgDfHSqmPg&feature=related

[MilesColtrane]

17. Hercules Montclair

No Viagra needed with a name like that.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

18. Damn

That rocks!!!

[LeftyMom]

19. Bob Marysville Boulevard.

You gotta admit, that shit's sexy. :P

[no name no slogan]

22. Mike Oxlong

No wait, it's Juan Hunglo.

This is the DU member formerly known as EnourmousGenitals.

[BeachBaby]

23. Sugar Market.

[Ptah]

24. Pierre.Suave

[blogslut]

25. For the purposes of this game...

Tippy 18th!

As for my real porn name, can't tell. :)

[Wapsie B]

26. Max Buchanan

[Systematic Chaos]

27. Blue Boy Ridge

Good thing I didn't name that cat Blue Balls....

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28. I'm just glad nobody here lives on

and has a dog named Checkout or a cat named Enjoy

[JTG of the PRB]

29. Leo Linden is the one that I usually go by when asked this question.

Technically, my parents had a dog when I was born, and we lived in a different town, so if we went by the "rules" my name is Arlo Snowmass, which isn't quite as good as Leo Linden.

[Robeson]

31. Lance Cameo.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

32. Now that

is a porn name.

[bluesbassman]

33. Maui Silvergate

Might work better if I was female?:shrug: :rofl:

[Career Prole]

34. Huck Douglas.

If you know classic western porn, you know Huck Douglas.

[mwooldri]

35. Hanny Littlewood.

Hanny was a hamster.

Though with a name of littlewood I don't think I'd get far in the porn industry!

[mcctatas]

36. Oh my...

maybe you could make it if your middle name was 'longtongue'?

[bluesbassman]

37. Wait, what?

:spray:

[mcctatas]

39. Well...

he needs a hook so to speak :P

[My Good Babushka]

40. Mine is Sheb Everett

Which sounds more like a Nascar driver than a porn name.

[The2ndWheel]

41. Mandy Cherry Creek

[Beer Snob-50]

42. Boomer Belmont

[av8rdave]

43. I heard it was state capitol and the street you grew up on

In that case, I'm Austin Hazzard, which I think sounds pretty cool.

Elvis Hazzard doesn't quite cut it.

[Marrah_G]

44. errrrrrrrr ummmmm........Jack Woodard

That just can't be right........

:wow:

[guitar man]

46. Mack 66

:rofl:

[trackfan]

47. Mine is Duke Kipling. My wife's is Pussy Yolanda. n/t

[meegbear]

48. meegbear ...

that's the name I did my photoshoot with.

[SacredCow]

53. ...

:evilgrin:

[meegbear]

59. You saw some of them ...

I took them down (for now)

[SacredCow]

62. I think I know the ones....

;)

[meegbear]

65. Should be doing another set when I goto Vegas

[SacredCow]

66. What happens in Vegas, STAYS in Vegas....

unless you take pictures! :woohoo:

[DS1]

49. Mr. Plow

[meegbear]

60. That's my name

[DS1]

61. Fine, I'll be Plow King

that way we've got both markets thoroughly plowed :)

[meegbear]

64. No - from the Simpsons ...

Mr. Plow
That's my name
Because my name is Mr. Plow

[DS1]

67. Doh

Well, I believe Barney was Plow King, so it's still within the Simpsons

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoNNllr_gSE

[Guava Jelly]

50. Digby Sawtelle

:D

[La Lioness Priyanka]

51. Kitty Ash

[SacredCow]

52. Fritzi Highland....

I guess I'd be a drag porn star....

[LaraMN]

54. Shimmy Bell.

:rofl:

[LuckyTheDog]

55. Shadow Pelton

Hey... not bad.

[mikeytherat]

56. Hercules Fountain

mikey_the_rat

[charlie and algernon]

57. Whiskers Fehr

:rofl:

[lazyriver]

58. Murray Stonehenge...sounds more like a financial analyst.

If I go with second pet and second street it's Ginger Felter (Place). That would work if I was female.