Wanna See What 60-something Sylvester Stallone Looks Like With His Shirt Off?

[THUNDER HANDS]

Remember what Gov. Arnold looked like on the beach with his shirt off and saggy man-boobs?



now... guess what Sly Stallone looks like (they're both around the same age).
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[arcadian]

1. He looks about 40

That is crazy.

[leeroysphitz]

2. Damn. Look at that guy.

Did he get those tattoos IRL or are they for a role?

[Orsino]

3. Something is very wrong here.

I doubt that Arnie ought to be the one wearing the bikini.

[JVS]

14. He's European. Swimwear that would be considered only appropriate for strippers is obligatory there

[Bucky]

4. Stallone trimmed up for his two cash-out sequels a couple of years back

He made new sequels to his Rocky and Rambo franchises a couple of years ago & thus had to shape it up. Both were remarkably good movies, altho I may have rented them with the bar set a little low going in.

[applegrove]

5. I'm not that into muscle men. That said Sly looks in great shape for his age.

[Runcible Spoon]

6. I'd brown bag it.

mmhmm.

[MilesColtrane]

7. Stallone's still using steroids.

Arnold, not so much anymore.

[InternalDialogue]

8. Looks like Sly ran through the lettuce aisle with Superglue on his shoulders.

Seriously, he looks great, but those tats just stand out. :hide:

[MilesColtrane]

9. He looks like that side of beef he was wailing on in Rocky I.

[FloridaJudy]

10. My eyes! My EYESSSS!

Why, oh why did I click on this thread? Now I'm gonna have nightmares.

Ahhnold looks like a normal aging man, but Sylvester looks downright scary. The only image that would be worse would be the infamous one of Carrot Top, and no, I'm not gonna post that picture. I have my standards. Low ones, to be sure, but they're still standards.

This is the DU member formerly known as FloridaJudy

[slay]

11. Yeah he's all pumped to do this new movie The Expendables which he wrote and will direct

Killer cast too. If is even close to as good as his Rambo movie from last year I'm there!

From Imdb.com
Mickey Rourke ... Emanuel
Jason Statham ... Lee Christmas
Sandra Bullock ... (rumored)
Sylvester Stallone ... Barney Ross
Jet Li ... Kong Kao
Ben Kingsley ... General Garza (rumored)
Dolph Lundgren ... Gunnar Jensen
Robert Knepper ... Richard (rumored)
Forest Whitaker ... Agent Will Sands
Randy Couture ... Dan Paine

[underpants]

12. He's been working hard at it for a lot of years

drugs? yes probably if mostly only to allieve ails and let him continue working out
probably goes on "cycles" of steroids from time to time (20 days of dosing)

Looks great for a guy his age. Having the time and money to train and eat probably really well helps too.

[alphafemale]

13. I think he could cut diamonds with those nipples.

I'm sorry DU.

I'm really, really sorry.

:hide:

[Deja Q]

17. !

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[JVS]

15. They should have a contest to see which one is the worse actor

[Tuesday Afternoon]

16. start a poll -- go on -- you know you want to

:D

[matcom]

18. His belly button is about to break into song

:wow:

[Phillycat]

19. DAMN.

Hey there, Grandpa! Watcha doin' later? :evilgrin: