Favorite porno scene in a non-film?

[WilliamPitt]

My favorite is the Expedia commercial with the couple planning a Hawaii vacation. The guy suggests surfing lessons, and then has a mental image of some stud surf-instructor dude flirting with his bikini-clad wife in the ocean. While she's laying on the surfboard giggling, you can see her butt-crack. Mmmmm...buttcrack...

You?

[Whitacre D_WI]

1. Well, there WAS that Coppertone ad....

[VelmaD]

2. Did you catch the "masturbating" ad flap...

from this morning?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x843282

[DrWeird]

3. Professor Farnsworth and Mom.

There's something wholly unnatural about how fluid the animation is. And it's funny as all hell.

[meegbear]

4. The old Wrigleys DoubleMint gum commercials

Take a sniff
Pull it out
The taste is gonna move yah when you pop it in your mouth

FILTH!

[Noon_Blue_Apples]

7. now that's funny

you dirty, dirty bear

B

[terryg11]

9. whoa.

never even thought of that. that's cool

[arwalden]

11. Pure Trash!

Ya screwball! Funny!!

-- Allen

[southpaw]

20. The old Three Musketeers commercials were similar

"The more we whip it, the bigger it gets..."

[Aristus]

5. The Expedia wife IS a hottie!

Just that look she has on her face when she says: 'Okay!' is *whoa-oa-oa-oa!*

I imagine asking her, "Would you like to go get nasty?" "Okay!"

"Would you do anything I ask?" "Okay!"

God, I'm such a helpless nerd.

[terrya]

10. The surfing instructor is a hottie!

Ok, my attention was elsewhere...

Terry

[arwalden]

15. Really? You Think So? He Was A Bit Too Anorexic For Me...

the boyfriend actually had the better looking bod compared to the instructor. Not that the instructor was bad-looking... it's not that at all... I just prefer someone with a little more meat on their bones. (And I didn't say anything dirty, so stop saying that.)

-- Allen

[terrya]

17. Me? Say something dirty?

No, I understood what you meant by "a little more meat on their bones".

What other meaning is there?

Terry

[ronnykmarshall]

21. There was a woman in that ad?

[terrya]

22. So I've heard

Maybe that commercial will be on again soon so I can see for myself..

Terry

[GOPisEvil]

23. Trust a straight guy. There is a woman in that ad, and she's cute!

:-)

[terryg11]

6. me and these three girls naked in the pool

I'll never forget tht, since we got pictures of it. alas, looks like we were maybe two years old at best.

what?!? It was the seventies and our parents didn't feel llike putting our bathing suits on us.

[VelmaD]

12. Mine is worse...

I'm about two and nekkid and riding a stick horse. My mother used to LOVE to torment me when I was a teenager by showing that pic to prospective boyfriends. x(

[Aristus]

18. Well,

holding a stick between your legs was obviously a precursor to your adult life.

[underpants]

8. Pretty much anything on Univision

Telemundo

Caliente!

[GOPisEvil]

13. Even their news anchors are muy picante!!!!

[underpants]

14. Vivianna

Aye Carumba

[Hoosier Democrat]

16. Homer and Marge having sex in public places....

[VelmaD]

19. Homer putting the teacups...

over his man-boobies is still one of the funniest goddamn things I've ever seen. *snort*

[CapnJackSparrow]

24. Freshen Up Gum

"Freshen your breath with Freshen Up, Freshen Uuhuuup - the gum that goes SQUIRT!"

[supernova]

26. Welcome to DU, Capt Jack!

:hi:

I can guarantee you'll fit in nicely here! :*

[CapnJackSparrow]

28. LOL - Thanks

I was just glad nobody took it already.

[southpaw]

29. "You're the WORST pirate I've ever heard of!"

Welcome, CapnJack!

[supernova]

31. Ah, but you HAVE heard of him!

:D

[southpaw]

32. Good Catch

:toast:

[CapnJackSparrow]

37. I could do this all day long......

Barbossa: So you expect to leave me standing on some beach with nothing but a name and your word it's the one I need and watch you sail away on my ship?
Jack Sparrow: No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship and then I'll shout the name back to you. Savvy?
Barbossa: But that still leaves us with the problem of me standing on some beach with naught but a name and your word it's the one I need.
Jack Sparrow: Of the two of us I am the only one who hasn't committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we'll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact, if you hadn't betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse same as you.

Jack Sparrow: Funny ol' world, innit?

[THUNDER HANDS]

25. Those old Bartles & James commercials

James was such a piece of ass it wasn't funny.

[southpaw]

27. An old "Easy Off" commercial

A woman is lying in bed... neither of her hands are visible... and she says to the camera: "I'm Cleaning My Oven!"

Easy Off...

[WilliamPitt]

30. BWAHH!

:)

[southpaw]

33. It has been a momentous day for me here at DU.

I finally hit 400 posts...

and WilliamPitt responded to one of them...

I can die happy now.

[tkmorris]

35. Oh damnit!

I just gave my nose a coffee enema!

Damn you Southpaw, DAMN YOU TO HELL!

:donut:

[southpaw]

36. You're welcome.

:)

[henslee]

34. The recurring hallucination I have when being served the same swill each

morning by my fave coffee bar girl.... She's so sweet, funny and fine. She drives me nuts. nuts nuts. I think she had her uniform custom tailored.