Dear Hiring Authority,

[LeftyFingerPop]

I am applying for the position of "poster" as advertised in your latest edition of "Gee Dee Pee Weekly".

As my attached resume indicates, I am highly skilled in the following areas:

1) Posting stuff.
2) Smoking weed while posting.
3) Drinking copious amounts of alcohol while posting.
4) Eating while posting.
5) Posting while un-showered.
6) Posting while eating baloney, deviled ham, cocktail weenies, and crackers.

I think my skills will provide a valuable resource to your organization.

I will contact you shortly to set-up an interview. OK, fuckface?

Sincerely,


philboy

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. fire at will

bombs away.