Moo you bastards! Mooooo! That's right...I'm a fucking cow! Moo!!!

[LeftyFingerPop]

[PaddyBlueEyes]

1. Thats one

uggggggggggggggly cow!

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Please...

He's sensitive. :hi:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

3. sorry

thats one unusual looking cow....That Better? :hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Yes...he'll like that better...

:D

[JenaLaw]

5. be careful

when milking her

[PaddyBlueEyes]

6. Ugh

you made me think of a story... Im a city boy, born and raised in Manhattan. When I was stationed in Oklahoma, I got drunk and the rednecks tried to get me to milk a bull....That went horribly wrong.

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. First 2 days are the hardest...then ya learn it real quick like.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

8. It was bad

and i got stepped on to top it all off...

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. So you had to milk what I am thinking you had to milk?

[PaddyBlueEyes]

10. uuhh yeah

but I caught on after about 5 mins....those idiots were laughing waaaay too hard.

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. well now...

:rofl: :thumbsup:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

12. Thanks for your sympathy

:spank: I cant wait until MccTaTas sees this....she's gonna have a freakin field day..

[JenaLaw]

13. moral of the story...

never trust a Bubba...especially a Laughing Bubba

[PaddyBlueEyes]

14. yup

But I got my revenge....I got them lost in Bed-Stuy...muuwwwahahahhahhaa..

[LeftyFingerPop]

15. Bubba....

bubba bubba bubba....

:hi:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

16. It was fun to hear their terrified redneck voices

screaming into the phone.. :evilgrin:

[LeftyFingerPop]

17. I gotta tell ya Paddy...

I'm lost here :rofl:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

20. The rednecks who tried to get me to milk the bull

they came to visit me in NYC...Lets just say this crew, was not the most racially tolerant nor did they come from a multicultural aread...I got them lost, in probably the most african-american neighborhood in New York City....Panic set in after about 30 seconds...

[LeftyFingerPop]

25. Ahhh...now I see!

Good for you!

[ThomCat]

19. Did they survive the experience?

:rofl:

That's a damned fine revenge. :)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

21. yeah thom they did

but they came away...ummmm.shaken!

[mcctatas]

18. Longer than 3 minutes....

it's an official date Paddy :P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

22. ahh crap..Im dead now

Hi baby... :hug:

[mcctatas]

23. Hi bull -diddler

:hug:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

24. Ok Ok felonious porcine swindler...

:hug:

[mcctatas]

26. I did not swindle that pig!

I merely misappropriated it and I did not have unlawful carnal knowledge of it in any way, shape or form you bovine tutcher!

:loveya:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

27. I knew I should have kept my big mouth shut..

speaking of carnal knowledge...June...Gingham...Hous..

[mcctatas]

28. You need to keep your he-man

misogynistic fantasies to yourself Ward! :P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

29. Yeah right

you love it.. :evilgrin:

[mindwalker_i]

30. I have a real beef with that

And don't say I don't have a steak in the outcome.