I got a million dollars yesterday from Obama's socialist communist fascist welfare state.

[Rabrrrrrr]

What have you gotten so far?

He also took away my right to vote, and all the children in my town were gathered up and taken to concentration camps, and Osama bin Laden is now our governor, but that's a fair price to pay for the big money giveaway!

Man, the freepers were right about Obama. We really have become a socialist communistic fascist NAzi-like warmaking nation of pacifist Jesus-haters who have rolled over for Osama bin Laden because Obama is just like Hitler and FDR, JFK and Stalin all rolled up into one little non-American-citizen secret-Muslim ball.

[Jamastiene]

1. I'm still waiting for my check AND my food stamps.

Of course, the food stamp allowance will go up until I can afford real meat and dairy products now. None of that Republican excuse for cheese, but REAL cheese now. They are going to let us have REAL cheese and REAL good cuts of meat now. I can't wait. Think about it! UNlimited food stamps for any food I want.

I DO wish those Republicans would work harder though. They seem a bit on the lazy and resentful side. They should really quit complaining though. It's not like we ran them out of the country or anything. We let them stay to work for us so we can have nice things. The LEAST they can do is quit whining and complaining.

I get so tired of worrying my dirty mind when they whine and complain. It takes away from my OFFICIAL pev thoughts. Now, how am I supposed to get the upgraded dishwasher that matches my 24 karat gold toaster if I have to stop brainstorming new pevvy recruitment plans to worry about them whining so much?

Have you heard about the new hybrid FORD Mustang they are giving us? I heard Obama decided ponies were just too archaic to offer and has decided to give all Democrats free hybrid Ford Mustangs instead. From what I heard, they have a specially designed electronics circuit that interferes with Republican right wing radio stations. Soon, Rush Limbaugh will be a thing of the past. He can talk into the microphone all day long and nobody will hear him...And they said we'd take away their freedom of speech. Pfft.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. It's been all filet mignon and lobster for me! It's hilarious watching the Republicans

in the checkout line at the grocery store when they see me - they know I'm spending their money!

:rofl:

It's too funny. As you say, they are way too whiny about it.


I hadn't heard about the Mustangs! I can't wait to get one, and then wrap it around a tree so I can get another!

I hate respecting things, especially things that are given to me.

[underpants]

2. None for me but then I am waiting for Obama to solve the BigFoot problem

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/underpants/83

[taterguy]

3. Hope

[Jamastiene]

4. I does a body...AND a mind...good. n/t

[datasuspect]

5. i got a no bid pork big goverment spending welfare contract

to build late term abortion on demand kiosks at 7-11s across the US and puerto rico

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. I assume you meant, of course, "abortion on OBAMA'S command", right?

[lizerdbits]

8. They said I don't get my free Cadillac

until I have 12 kids. How am I supposed to do that with the new abortion requirements? :shrug:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

9. Personally, I love being forced to be a terro-commu-facist now that Obama is president!

Yeah Stalin--err, I mean Obama!

[Phillycat]

10. Dunno, but all I can get on my TV is BET and porn.

(I stole this joke from another DUer.)

[NewJeffCT]

11. They're not concentration camps

the kids are being sent to re-education camps, with a special cirriculum put together by Jeremiah Wright & William Ayers.

[Fleshdancer]

12. I just got back from my mandatory monthly abortion

It was weird because I wasn't pregnant, but it's better to be safe than sorry, right? Now I have to go pray to Allah and then wait for the government to knock on my door to take all my guns...which is weird because I don't have any, but it's better to be safe than sorry, right?

Those freepers are smart.

:rofl:

[distantearlywarning]

13. Someone came to my house yesterday and made me put on a burka

But on the other hand they also told me I'd be receiving a welfare check every month for the rest of my life and wouldn't have to work anymore.

I think it's a fair trade. Heil Obama!

[Aristus]

14. He took away my guns.

I told the guys at the door that I don't own any guns. So they gave me some, and then took them away again! Damn you, Obama! :grr::mad:



:+

[skygazer]

15. Beat me to it

:rofl:

He also forced me to have an abortion. :grr:

[Tektonik]

16. I haven't gotten a dime

Are you black?

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. I got a rock

[no name no slogan]

18. He bent my wookie

This is the DU member formerly known as MyCatsBreathSmellsLikeCatfood.