Man charged with public masturbation

[TXlib]

At his arraignment, he said, "Your Honor, this charge is whack!"

[plcdude]

1. I hope

he gets off

[arwalden]

2. Things Could Get Messy

I hope the situation doesn't get out of hand.

[BlueEyedSon]

5. Well, I'm pulling for him.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. Did the judge sentence him to

30 consecutive days of listening to the Bach Cantata "Wachet Auf"?

[prole_for_peace]

9. that is freaky

we just discussed this cantata in my music appreication class today and here you are mentioning it. it may be a sign to me to study or something. or i could quit playing on du and get back to my job.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. Why not listen to it while you're on DU?

Bach is good for the soul......
:-)

[BlueEyedSon]

4. I wonder who fingered him?

[Richardo]

6. Please tell me it's THIS guy...

[arwalden]

8. Who? THAT Squirt?? --- No... Bush is a jerk.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

16. See...

http://george.bush.wasarrested.com/masturbating/dc/washington/

[southpaw72]

7. money should help him beat the rap...

... it never hurts to grease a few palms

[Limbought]

10. What a jerk-off!

[RobertSeattle]

11. I hope he doesn't get discharged...

...Get it?

[Zero Gravitas]

12. he deserves to get

spanked

[Whitacre D_WI]

14. They thought they had me.

But I rubbed out the witnesses, and now -- here I am!

[BlueEyedSon]

17. Slipped right throught their fingers, eh?

[bif]

15. Woody do it again?

n/t

[damnraddem]

18. Will those who don't like graduate degrees ...

start a masters abation program?

[POed_Ex_Repub]

19. So.. uhmm... Did he "beat" the charges?

;)

[TXlib]

21. He got off in court. And, therefore, was promptly arrested again.

[bif]

20. Maybe we should quit "milking" this topic

n/t

[BlueEyedSon]

22. I hope he doesn't have to do hard time.

[PartyPooper]

23. If he gets solitary confinement...he'll only get to play with himself.

[Blue-Jay]

24. If Ashcroft gets his way,

we'll start getting charged with Private Masturbation.

[LastKnight]

25. you need a better way of getting people's attention

i mean really, is that necessary to do that in public?

-LK

[Moderator]

26. I'm locking this

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