Going FREEPER hunting !

[DK666]

What do I bring ?

[SmileyBoy]

1. Bleach, disenfectant, scouring pads...

[Champion Jack]

2. If your IQ is higher than your body temperature you will be OK

You can also use the lure of a new set of dentures to get them out of their holes.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

14. Celsius or Fahrenheit? (nt)

[Blue-Jay]

3. Be vewwwy quiet.

I'm hunting fweepas.

Bring a cattle prod and a barf bag.

[JohnLocke]

5. Heh-heh-heh.

[matcom]

4. toilet paper

they won't let you use their porta-potties

[TheMightyFavog]

6. YEEEEEE-HAAAAA!!!

Git in th' truck, boys! We's goin' Freeper Huntin'!

[LastKnight]

7. whatever your bring, dont bring facts

facts scare them away like the plague, and they can run fast damn...

-LK

[CO Liberal]

8. Bring a Porta-Potty To Use As A Decoy

:-)

[absyntheNsugar]

9. Be vewy vewy quiet...I'm hunting WOSERS!

Bring a shotgun, some Toby Keith and their sister to use as bait.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I KILL MYSELF!

[hang a left]

10. Everyone you know.

[proud patriot]

11. A copy of the Constitution

They are drawn to it , and want to destroy it .

[RebelOne]

12. I'm anti-hunting, but Freeper-hunting I definitely condone.

Good hunting!!!

[democracy eh]

13. one of those calling whistles

but instead of 'quack' or 'mweaah' (my best moose) it goes

CLIN-TON CLIN-TON

[Zinfandel]

15. Don't go too far or we'll never here from you again!

[EstimatedProphet]

16. What caliber rifle?

Takes a large caliber with a lot of penetration for head shots with Freepers

[DK666]

17. 455 nitro express Its the only way to pierce the brain-pan.

EOM

[demsrule4life]

22. Lot's of 455's out there from the past

I could be wrong but I dont think the 455 nitro is one of them. Just go ahead and go for the biggest, 700 nitro. But at 250,000 a rifle, and 60 bucks a round is any freeper worth that much?

[dae]

18. Wrap yourself in a flag for camoflage, preferably the USA, or CSA,

as they approach you, grin stupidly and say "Clinton sucks". They will start to laugh their ignorant little heads off and that's when you get them.
Their brains are really located in their big toes. So you have to hit them with a baseball bat or suitable club, to take your trophy/prize.
See, nothing to it, huntin' em for years.
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

[EV1Ltimm]

19. A paper bag and a flash light.

Be sure to make this noise: kaKAW kaKAW.

Then one will run into your bag. Close it up real quick and bring it back.

[Zinfandel]

20. A pile of counterfeit money, they can't resist.

[shooga]

21. TRUTH

TRUTH

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