Little Boy Blew

[dolo amber]

Hey, he needed the money. ;)


Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her Thighs.
Mary had another skirt that was split right up the front and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her.... ..well, she didn't wear that one very often. :D


Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her knickers all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that sat down beside her,
But Little Boy Blue with *the horn*.



Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dickhead!


Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "F*#k him, He's only an egg."


Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's arse
and turned it's wool to nylon


:evilgrin:

[Whitacre D_WI]

1. Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter.

HEY!

[GOPisEvil]

2. Jill came down with two fifty!

HEY!

[dolo amber]

3. HEY indeed

Good to see you; I thought for a moment there you were gonna get *blown* this afternoon...

BOO-YA! :evilgrin:

[Whitacre D_WI]

4. *sllllllllllurp!*

[GOPisEvil]

6. The big blow is over!

:evilfrown:

It's actually sorta nice out now.

[Maddy McCall]

5. I neeeeded the money!

[Moderator]

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