Michael Eisner--anyone wanna hear about my encounter in an Adult Bookstore

[joeybee12]

with him? I must have a great deal of interest before I spill the beans!

[mitchtv]

1. great interest....., deal

.

[BlackVelvetElvis]

2. Oh, yeah. Do tell!

[everythingsxen]

3. I hate Eisner.. so I want dirt on him

:evilgrin:

Spill it!

[PartyPooper]

Start spillin'!

:smoke:

[Dookus]

4. Yuh huh Yuh huh!!!

tell...

[prole_for_peace]

5. spill it...

please. purty please....

[Whitacre D_WI]

6. Make with the story, dammit!

Especially if it involves titties!

[Interrobang]

7. Tell us! Tell us! Tell us!

So I can tell my fiance, so he'll laugh for days! (He doesn't laugh enough...)

[joeybee12]

8. Well....I'll begin a little, but I want MORE interest!

It was about 15 years ago, at a bookstore in the Valley on Ventura Boulevard, near Laurel Canyon, and.............

[PartyPooper]

10. You tease!

:P

[Dookus]

11. ok... done with this childishness

god, nothing's more annoying than "I know a secret, and you don't... neener neener"

[BlackVelvetElvis]

14. Should I bring out the big gun?

My ex has a roomate who was a concierge for GW Bush during the '80 election and....

[joeybee12]

20. And.......................................?????

[BlackVelvetElvis]

21. The big gun...

He was asked by W. to get him some coke and a prostitute.

[joeybee12]

23. Diet or regular? Or perhaps caffeine free?

OH....THAT kind of coke. NOT a surprise--wish that could be printed in the NY Times. Guess he's like little brother Neil!

[BlackVelvetElvis]

24. No it's not a big surprise

but that's all I have. I would like for him to tell his story sometime.

[joeybee12]

27. Yeah, where's The National Enquirer when you need it????

[Stephanie]

26. oops

*edit - should read before I post.

Would that person be willing to be interviewed?

Jr. or Sr.?

[Bronco69]

9. Come On!!

Spill it!! I gotta have dirt!! :-)

[GreenPartyVoter]

12. Ohhooo.. really?

[everythingsxen]

13. Was this Adult bookstore...

the kind that caters more toward ....

[joeybee12]

18. I think I know what you mean, and my belief is that all adult bookstores

sort of cater mainly to...face it, women don't go in there, so if you're looking for it, it's gonna be with another guy.

[joeybee12]

15. Ok, so he comes in there, and I recognize him right away because it

was shortly after he had been named CEO of Disney, and his face was plastered everywhere, at least in LA, and I was working in the entertainment biz at the time, so I paid close attention to such things.

The bad part, no I did not do anything with him. Well, the bad part for the story, but good for me, I guess.

And, sad to say, I don't think he got it, even though he tried--I need to draw a map of the layout of the place. He ended up just renting some videos, and I wish to hell I had seen what they were, so I could fathom his "tastes."

Sorry--did I let you all down? One very interesting thing is that he was wearing a wool ski cap sort of pulled down--yes, this was July in LA. I guess he was trying to be incognito.

Ok, so no info about his private parts, but I'm just kind of surprised someone that well known would try to troll for "it" in such places. My excuse is that I was very young, and now I'm too damn old to care about such things. Oh, and my excuse is also that my picture's never been on the front of the NY Times.

[Stephanie]

16. I need to know if you are M or F

Key detail.

[joeybee12]

19. M!

[ret5hd]

17. I suggest you use the...

"well, after i have thought about it, my higher nature tells me to keep quiet" defense, because we ALL know you don't have anything, do you? We know it, you know it, we ALL know it. You got nothin'. NUTTIN. NADA. ZILCH.

We're all laughing at you, ya know. You know that, don't you? Laughing. I've had 3 PM's in the last few minutes laughing about "this guy who says he's got the dirt on...". We're all laughing cause we know you got nothin.

Oh, you do? Well then, enlighten us. Come on, tell us. If you don't we're all gonna keep laughing at you. You hear that, that sound from the next apartment/cubicle/vehicle/house? That's laughter. AND we won't stop till you tell us. Even if you make something up, DO IT NOW!

Cause we'll keep laughing till you TELL US!

[DarkPhenyx]

22. Jesus, you sound like my dog.

Dad! I can't see the squrrils, but I know they are there...and they are laughing at me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *this as she is running in circles in front of the backporch door*

[ret5hd]

25. **snort**

that was my admittedly feeble attempt at using ridicule and peer pressure to manipulate him into doing what we all wanted him to do...but by the time i had finished typing it he had already spilled the beans. Oh well.

And the squirrels ARE laughing at your dog. You know they are. She knows it too. They're laughing at YOU too. So you really oughta let her out.

[DarkPhenyx]

28. Oh I do.

Though I hate to think what they are going to do if she ever catches one. I caight one once. Nasty little bastards.