I'm going to go beat the pets, watch a movie, and go to sleep.

Lil Missy

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Sat Jan-31-09 09:29 PM
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I'm going to go beat the pets, watch a movie, and go to sleep.

I'm tired.

Oh, and before you give me crap about beating my animals, they like it. I'm talking about "love pats". They know I'd never harm a hair on their heads, or their fuzzy butts.

Must be why they sleep on my head or on me somewhere at night. Little shit heads.

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Lil Missy

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Sun Feb-01-09 03:43 AM
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1. Kay. My pets are happy now.

They have had their daily beatings.

For some reason, they do not take me seriously. I get no fuckin' respect!

He (dog) has a blinking collar on now, and does not realize I can see him blinking under my blankets now. LOL!

He thinks he tricked me! LOL! That's okay. I want him to think he is in charge. LOL!

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