What do you do with a 20lb. cat cutting off your circulation?

[RevolutionaryActs]

I don't know when or how my cat got so fat (I think it has to do with the neighbors spoiling him), but now my cat weighs 20 odd pounds and he's on my lap cutting off the blood flow. :rofl:


Edit to add the great fat cat:

[SPKrazy]

1. push it off, save the leg

then make him sit in the corner with a dunce cap on or with his or her nose on a spot.

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. Not a bad idea.

I know he's only giving me this much attention because he wants me to go "fluff" his food. He's such a pig. :eyes:

[SPKrazy]

10. fluff his food?

:spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


:loveya:

anyone who would fluff the food of their cat is AAA+ in my book! :D

;)

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. That's what we call it.

You shake the food bowl, so it all gets in the middle, and not pressed against the sides. You fluff it. :D

[Critters2]

18. LOL!! And I thought mine were spoiled! nt

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. I know, right?

He's such a little shit. :P

[yellowdogintexas]

26. that convinces them you have fed them when in actuality you just rearranged

the food...if mine can see the bottom of the dish, they are automatically starving.

[Betsy Ross]

21. We have three, males, that weigh in at 17 pounds each

One demands that his food be fluffed several times a day.

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. That's mine!

He's not happy until you have fluffed it and watched him eat a few bites. :eyes:

[Left Is Write]

2. I don't know. I was playing Scramble this afternoon...

when Dino decided he need lots of attention. Now. He jumped into my lap and sat there for what seemed like hours, until my legs were numb.

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. Thats my cat right now

Oy vey

[Radical Activist]

3. Make it into a hat?

That's why you've been fattening it up, haven't you? You should be ashamed of yourself.

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. I'll be like Davy Crockett!

:D

[Radical Activist]

11. but better

looking and without the unfortunate ending in Texas.

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. This is true

because I'm never visiting texas. :P

[Radical Activist]

14. really?

It's a fun state. you should go sometime.

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. eh

but what if I get gunned down? :P

[Radical Activist]

22. Then you get a country western song written about you

so either way it's all good.

[madinmaryland]

5. Our cat Roosevelt (named for a good Dem) is also 22lbs. He loves to lay

on my wife head in bed. We call him the cat hat!! Of course when he start purring (and he does that very loudly) it's not really the fun!

[Radical Activist]

7. here it is

[Blue Dog Dominion]

9. Say "dinner" and hope they run to their bowl.

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. I tired, didn't work.

He's on to my game. :o

[ThomCat]

17. That's a beautiful cat!

Obviously, you need to do whatever your beautiful cat wants, and circulation be damned! :P

Priorities, RevActs, Priorities! :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

20. Shh, don't tell him that!

He already has enough ego. :P

[Skittles]

24. you want I should kick some feline fat ass, RA?

I have experience in that; my original namesake Skittles weighed 23 pounds

[yellowdogintexas]

25. looks a lot like my Lewis. L. is over weight but is also a very tall, long and big

boned kitty.

[Deja Q]

27. First things first; get the puss to open its eyes and pose proper for the camera!

If circulation is being cut off, kitty has to be removed. Methinks your leg is more important.

[applegrove]

28. Wow. 20 pounds. Makes mine seem like a liteweight.

[the_chinuk]

30. Same Here. We have a 22-lb Manx. The guy's a monster! A sweet, sweet monster!

[no name no slogan]

29. Aw what a cute kitty!!!

He looks VERY happy there-- I'd be loathe to disturb him. :D

[the_chinuk]

31. I think a restraing order would be most appropriate here. k/r n/t

[Danger Mouse]

32. Take off your clothes. It's so crazy that it just...might...work.

[RevolutionaryActs]

33. You sir have no shame.

:P

[Danger Mouse]

34. What's shame? What is this thing you speak of?

:shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

35. Nothing, nothing. Go back to sleep.

:P

[Danger Mouse]

36. Trying to get rid of me, eh?

Going to poison my oatmeal, are you? :crazy:

[RevolutionaryActs]

37. No, I put grenades under your pillow, remember?

:P



Since no one else really appreciated this, maybe you will:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=8475406&mesg_id=8475406

[Danger Mouse]

38. Nobody appreciates your geekiness like I do.

Which...you may consider to be very sad, if you wish. :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

39. that's not entirely true.

My brother and I are almost identical in our geekiness. :P

[Danger Mouse]

40. True...and our geekiness has slight differences.

But out of your friends, I think I'm the one who most appreciates it, am I right?

[RevolutionaryActs]

41. Oh yes.

Most def.



Now back on track.. TWISTED METAL NEEDS TO BE A MOVIE. I am very adamant about this.

[Danger Mouse]

43. Rev, I just saw something horrible on Cracked.com.

:cry: They were talking about the Chinese practice of foot binding and they showed pictures and and... :puke: WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA????

Anyway.
Sure. Twisted Metal...the movie. As long as it has Axel in it...

[RevolutionaryActs]

44. Yeah, completely barbaric.

x(

[Danger Mouse]

46. Sorry to derail the conversation in such a way.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

47. You know they still do it some places?

x(

[Danger Mouse]

48. Oh fucking no, man, that's just wrong.

Wrong wrong wrong on so many levels.

[RevolutionaryActs]

49. I saw a story a few years ago about it.

There are still a few women who do it.

But if you think about it's not much worse than corsets.

[Danger Mouse]

50. Corsets, though, are sexy.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

51. not when you get scoliosis

:P

[Danger Mouse]

52. well not when they're ultra tight, but you have to admit...

a responsibly worn corset is very attractive, no?

[Critters2]

42. 20 lbs? Are you sure it's just one cat?

:)

[RevolutionaryActs]

45. Yeah, he's a big boy.

Tall and long, and just big. His mom was a bob-tail, and there's some Siamese in there somewhere.. and I think his father was a raccoon. :rofl: