I just ate 6 hardboiled eggs. Ask me anything.

[Withywindle]

I'm trying to make pickled eggs. I have a big mason jar full of leftover pickle juice, and I know it only takes a week but...a WEEK? They're right there! And I'm hungry and I have salt and tabasco....

and no willpower. :(

[NYC_SKP]

1. They make me gassy.

Do they make you gassy?

[Withywindle]

2. Not really.

Teeny touch of heartburn, though. :(

[NYC_SKP]

5. Then you could have just one more....

...but heartburn is no good.

You need something creamy now.... MAYONNAISE!

[Withywindle]

7. ICED COFFEE WITH HALF-AND-HALF!

[kentauros]

16. Oh no, not half'n'half.

Sweetened Condensed Milk only

cà phê sữa đá

Thai Tea

[Sultana]

3. Boiled eggs smell like

:puke:

[Withywindle]

4. Methane, I know.

But they taste so good! :9

[kentauros]

6. You still gots over 44 to go

:P

Luke: I can eat fifty eggs.
Dragline: Nobody can eat fifty eggs.
Society Red: You just said he could eat anything.
Dragline: Did you ever eat fifty eggs?
Luke: Nobody ever eat fifty eggs.
Prisoner: Hey, Babalugats. We got a bet here.
Dragline: My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs.
Loudmouth Steve: Yeah, but in how long?
Luke: A hour.
Society Red: Well, I believe I'll take part of that wager.

[Withywindle]

8. BWAH!

Take one down, pass 'em around...

[CreekDog]

9. no questions

keep your mouth closed please. :hide:

[Withywindle]

11. Nothin' wrong with my mouth.

'cept the usual blue language.

[underpants]

10. You DID use the eggstractor....didn't you?

http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/eggstractor.html

[Withywindle]

12. OMG WHAT IS THAT?!?

I think I saw it in a Japanese porno once...:scared:

[Tangerine LaBamba]

13. I had one of those

My insane mother-in-law got it for me, BECAUSE SHE LOVED ME AND DIDN'T WANT ME TO HURT MYSELF SHELLING EGGS.

I wish I still had it.

[underpants]

14. I had four of them

I ordered one and got four

my own mother and mother--in-law tossed them







I kept ours

[Skittles]

15. I WILL KICK SOME HARDBOILED WITHYWINDLE ASS

WEARING A GAS MASK; YES INDEED

[MikeH]

17. Reminds me of the schoolboy

A schoolboy said to the teacher, "I et six eggs this morning."

Teacher: "Ate"

Schoolboy: "OK, it was eight eggs that I et."

[Deep13]

18. Would you like an angioplasty with that?

Six? Holy shit!