What would be a good song to have as a ringback for an ex-significant other ...

[Ten Bears]

to have to listen to should they ever call. I'm thinking about burning my own mix cd for this topic. My ringback tone is Change the Lock by Tom Petty and would definitely be on my mix cd. What other songs would you suggest for this cd?

[Manifestor_of_Light]

1. Harry Nilsson.

You've Broken My Heart, You've Torn it Apart, so F*ck You!!

[MrSlayer]

3. Ha, I was about to suggest the same thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwlP_gB5Ze8&feature=related

[sohndrsmith]

47. Oh good grief - I thought I was the only one left who ever heard that song...

man, that album made my father and I giggle...

How about "Big Socks" by Bette Midler? (but you have to make sure you read the lyrics... they're pretty amusing).

I tried to come up with some more, but I'm drawing a blank... sorry.

[Iggo]

2. She Fuckin' Hates Me.

Puddle Of Mud, I think.

[Lucian]

4. "I Don't Care" by Apocalyptica

[DarkTirade]

5. Anything by Stabbing Westward.

:P

[HopeHoops]

6. Pink Floyd - Dirty Woman

[HopeHoops]

7. Phil Collins - I Don't Care No More (not sure that's the title, but at least that part of it)

[lildreamer316]

8. So What by Pink n/t

[Tuesday Afternoon]

9. Missing You John Waite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW9V0keikqE

[Tuesday Afternoon]

10. John Cougar Mellencamp I Need A Lover

http://www.youtube.com/v/sdl5_3HX8bU&hl=en&fs=1

[Iggo]

14. Actually, that's a good one.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

25. yeah...

:D

[Tuesday Afternoon]

11. Terri Clark - I've got better things to do

http://www.youtube.com/v/TH7-xitvz2g&hl=en&fs=1

[Symarip]

12. Hollywood Babylon - The Misfits

I have all my ex's set to that one.

[krispos42]

13. The theme to "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" n/t

[jobycom]

42. Or the Darth Vader theme, or Jaws? nt

[Mamacrat]

49. Jaws is really funny.

I like the Jaws idea. First thing I thought of was The Bitch is Back, although the lyrics to the entire song are not completely appropriate. And wasn't there a song with lyrics "girl don't go away mad, girl just go away?" Maybe that one.

[Resuscitated Ethics]

15. Voice Farm "walk away"

What a mean song, from Bigger Cooler Weirder: "I don't like your new friends and I hate your stupid hair CUT!"
This was the CD that had "Free Love!" and may have been the biggest commercial success. I couldn't find walk away on youtube but a sample is here http://www.artistdirect.com/nad/store/artist/album/0,,181456,00.html
http://www.voice-farm.com/index4.htm

Change the Lock is an awesome Lucinda tune (no bridge! a first): this youtube of her and Elvis doing it shreds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM2xXesHSwM

Best wishes farming the resentment ;)

[Aristus]

16. "I Hate Everything About You" by Ugly Kid Joe.

Perfect.

[motely36]

17. Song for the Dumped - Ben Folds Five

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URz1qJ3aC4M

[no name no slogan]

31. THIS

If you hadn't posted it, I would've.

One of the greatest dump songs EVAR!

[Resuscitated Ethics]

18. Ween "P*** up a Rope"

I'm sick of your mouth and your two percent milk

[MrCoffee]

34. :thumbsup:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

19. Buffalo Springfield - Go And Say Goodbye[TV Show]

http://www.youtube.com/v/4AzxAQslbhw&hl=en&fs=1

[Jamastiene]

20. Someday by Joan Jett is perfect.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHTCtPJzcGs

:evilgrin:

[sarge43]

21. "Thank God and Greyhound You're Gone."

"How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away."

[Midlodemocrat]

22. Can't Touch This.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

23. goodbye baby baby goodbye brummen

http://www.youtube.com/v/oFoNdo2xr_s&hl=en&fs=1

would prefer Van Morrison's version...can't seem to find it on YouTube

[Tuesday Afternoon]

24. Robert Plant & Alison Krauss- Gone Gone Gone (Done Moved On)

http://www.youtube.com/v/6WRm3VsmXRE&hl=en&fs=1

[Tuesday Afternoon]

26. The James Gang & Walk Away

http://www.youtube.com/v/vUud1VvdQsU&hl=en&fs=1

[Tuesday Afternoon]

27. Elvin Bishop - Travelin' Shoes

http://www.youtube.com/v/nn43E7GXHwY&hl=en&fs=1

[BOSSHOG]

28. In the vicinity of the topic

the other day an elderly gentleman was looking at the house for sale down the street. His cell phone started "ringing." It was Tarzan's yell and it was very loud. I found it quite amusing.

[LynneSin]

29. Death on Two Legs by Queen

Death On Two Legs lyrics

You suck my blood like a leech
You break the law and you breach
Screw my brain till it hurts
You've taken all my money - you still want more,
Misguided old mule
With your pigheaded rules
With your narrow - minded cronies who are fools of the first division-
Death on two legs -
You're tearing me apart,
Death on two legs
You never had a heart of your own -
Kill joy, Bad guy,
Big talking, Small fry
You're just an old barrow - boy
Have you found a new toy to replace me,
Can you face me -
But now you can kiss my ass goodbye
Feel good, are you satisfied
Do you feel like suicide (I think you should)
Is your conscience all right
Doesn't blame you and I
Do you feel good - Feel good!
Talk like a big business tycoon,
But you're just a hot - air balloon,
So no one gives you a damn,
You're just an overgrown school - boy
Let me tan your hide.
A dog with disease,
King of the 'sleaze'
Put your money where your mouth is Mr. Know all,
Was the fin on your back part of the deal...(shark!)
Death on two legs
You're tearing me apart
Death on two legs -
You never had a heart of your own,
(You never did, right from the start)
Insane you should be put inside,
You're a sewer - rat decaying in a sex pool of pride
Should be made unemployed
Then make yourself null - and - void,
Make me feel good
I feel good.

[LeftyMom]

30. "Liar" by Rollins Band

Lets just say my ex and I do not get along, and leave it at that.

Actually, if he had my number, I'd have to set my phone to do something dramatic, say alert the police, light itself on fire, then douse the ashes with holy water to remove the evil spirits, if he ever called me.

[NewJeffCT]

32. "Don't Wanna Know if You are Lonely" by Husker Du

very cold song...

[racaulk]

33. "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor

Obvious choice to me! :)

Also, "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morrisette and "Bye Bye Baby" by Madonna would be good too.

:hi:

[Justpat]

35. Papa's got a brand new bag - James Brown. n/t

[blueraven95]

36. I like "Red Rubber Ball" by Cyrkle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gbCzmn2x7I

it's upbeat.

[av8rdave]

37. I use "American Idiot" for my ex

[KamaAina]

38. "Maneater", Hall and Oates.

Who-oah, here she comes,
Watch out boy, she'll chew you up
Who-oah, here she comes,
She's a maneater...

[LanternWaste]

39. 'Don't Turn Out Like Your Mother', The Proclaimers.

'Don't Turn Out Like Your Mother', The Proclaimers.

[Bennyboy]

40. Bertha: Grateful Dead

Bertha don't you come round here anymore....

[BarenakedLady]

41. Mine uses the Imperial March for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7KkFcyOklg&feature=related

[davsand]

43. Hell's Bells by ACDC?

Dunno if you like metal or not, but it IS a classic opening. Shoot to Kill might be an alternative.

I guess my big quesiton is WHY would your ex be calling often enough to even NEED a ringback?



:shrug:



Laura

[WildEyedLiberal]

44. "You're So Vain"

You probably think this song is about you, don't you...

[Shardik]

45. This

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r5kpt3I-HQ

[malta blue]

46. I used "Tyrone" by Erykah Badu for my STBE husband

:rofl:

Also, "Loser" by Beck was a good one....

[jmowreader]

48. This

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k_N2shMbqA

[evlbstrd]

50. Tainted Love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEh5pWjcWCg

[sarge43]

51. Classical: Verdi's Dies irae (Day of Wrath)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-0CjwiWr_c

[Brewman_Jax]

52. "Insane in the Brain" by Cypress Hill

[dembotoz]

53. won't be fooled again--the who

especially if you need to be reminded.