Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

[elshiva]

One simply fucks.

[SKKY]

1. If I were to do that now...

The Kentucky Derby would no longer be the fastest two minutes in sports. Just sayin'.

[elshiva]

3. Hello, Sailor....

;) :evilgrin:

[SKKY]

5. Howz yoo doin'?

Got a couple of minutes to spare? :evilgrin: :patriot:

[elshiva]

6. I've got all night, handsome.

;) :evilgrin: :*

[SKKY]

9. Didn't you hear me?

It won't take that long. You can make plans for later if you want. I'll be asleep! :rofl:

[elshiva]

12. You are too modest. I saw the pictures, you are sexy.

Please give me a little squeeze? ;)

[SKKY]

15. Ok, just a little one!

:patriot: No, that's not a flag. I'm just happy to see you!

[elshiva]

19. Woohoo! At full attention, hon?

;) :evilgrin: okay, I'll open wide... :o

[SKKY]

37. Ok, see. I'm wondering something...

...how far can we take this until this thread gets locked?

[elshiva]

41. Heehee, want to find out?

;) Where do you want to put it? :evilgrin:

[SKKY]

45. You're giving me more than one option???

THAT'S HOT!

[elshiva]

46. Yes, indeed, honey. Wherever you want.

:o :evilgrin:

[Radical Activist]

2. not today.

or for too many other days.

[elshiva]

4. Please?

:(

[Radical Activist]

7. oh

it's a request. you don't have to ask twice. sadly, as big as it is, it won't reach all the way to your town. sorry. :freak:

[elshiva]

11. That's too bad. I know it is huge.

;) :)

[Radical Activist]

21. lol

You must mean my ego. Thanks. :toast:

[elshiva]

26. No, not your ego. Your bait and tackle.

;) :hug: You are welcome.

[mcctatas]

8. Can you at least buy me a drink first?

:toast:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

13. How did I know..

:rofl:

[elshiva]

16. Let's have that threesome, now, please?

;) :evilgrin:

[mcctatas]

17. You never said anything about flirting with women!

;)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

20. You always gotta take it right to the line

wait does that mean I get to flirt with women too? :evilgrin:

[elshiva]

24. You are a great flirt, honey.

:hug: :*

[PaddyBlueEyes]

27. I cant flirt anymore

We have these rules...

[elshiva]

29. What are the rules? You can't flirt with me?

:(

[PaddyBlueEyes]

30. Ask the boss

She can, I cant.. :rofl:

[elshiva]

32. Sorry, I don't want to offend the boss.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

33. She wont be offended

[elshiva]

35. You are so sexy and handsome, honey.

:* :*

[PaddyBlueEyes]

40. aahhhh Im ok

nuttin special.

[elshiva]

42. Mr. Modesty here, a lifesaver and a total sweetheart.

:loveya: :loveya:

[elshiva]

14. Sure what do you want to drink, my lovely?

:beer: :beer:

[mcctatas]

18. How about a Strongbow?

actually, anything but Miller will do :hi:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

22. Whats wrong with Miller

you a godless commie or something?

[elshiva]

31. Remember the joke?

The representatives of Budsweiser, Miller, and Guinness walked into a bar.
The Budsweiser representative said to the bartender, "Get me a Bud."
The Miller rep said, "Get me a Miller Lite."
The Guinness rep said, "I'll have a coke."
Everyone looked at the Guinness rep and he said, "I figured if you guys weren't gonna have a beer, I wouldn't either."

[PaddyBlueEyes]

34. rofl

:rofl:

[elshiva]

23. Okay, sweetheart,

[Jamastiene]

10. Shit.

:P

[elshiva]

36. Clit.

;)

[Danger Mouse]

25. Where's the Angry Video Game Nerd when you need him?

:P

[elshiva]

28. May I please have a hug? I love you as a brother, honey.

:hug: :hug:

[Danger Mouse]

38. Of course, anytime.

That's very sweet of you, darling. :hug:

[elshiva]

43. Thank you, honey.

:hug: You were and are always there for me. :hug: How are you?

[Initech]

39. Fuckin' a.

[elshiva]

44. Fuck a duck, man! I didn't know the gun was loaded.

Honest.