When is Darth_Kitten and ForrestGump going to elope?

[patdem]

Darth has her kitty's rifles aimed directly at the 'elvis wannna be' that brilliantly stupidly lucky ForrestGump fellow?

And what is that rifle loaded with? I am sure Cupid has his/her take on that!

[ForrestGump]

1. Oh, no, she's on to our plan.....

Next she'll figure out that you're packing hand-loaded Viagra cartridges in that weapon...... :o

[patdem]

2. I bet I LOVE Darth_Kitten better than you LOVE Darth_Kitten

I find her to be one of the funniest, darkest, most humerous persons on DU...which is why I am attempting to paradoy her. What a great person! I am sure you agree...but this is not parody...this is sucking up...god I hate sucking up.

Darth...where ever you are....suck on this...I got a kitty who is nursing!!! Na Na Na Na Na!

[ForrestGump]

3. I bet you do! For one thing,

I don't ever recall asking Ms Kitten to "suck on this." :-)

I'm just too polite for that sort of thing, even if I wanted someone to. :P

[patdem]

4. I am referring to nursing kitties...who are so cute but they tear

the skin from your fingers when you have to give them bottles...they love to knead those little needles into your damp fingers till you have no skin left on your fingers.....but you keep nursing because they are defensless little babies that need you to do that.

That is the 'suck on this' to which I refer....little kitties with needles for paws!!! I think Darth_Kitten would appreciate that. :bounce:

[Darth_Kitten]

5. Yes, I do appreciate any soft creature with claws.....

:evilgrin:

hehehehehe......

[SOteric]

6. Let us know

where to send the cards and gifts.

You must be one heck of a gal to be so understanding about Forrest being handcuffed to Salma on your wedding night.