Man Busted in Dubai for Hiding Pigeons in His Pants (Pics Included)

[JCMach1]

...An Australian traveller who flew from Dubai to Melbourne was caught on arrival with two live pigeons stuffed in his pants, customs officials said on Tuesday.

The 23-year-old man was searched after authorities discovered two eggs in a vitamin container in his luggage, said Richard Janeczko, national investigations manager for the Customs Service...

http://usa2uae.com/2009/02/03/man-flying-from-dubai-caught-with-pigeons-in-his-pants/

[QueenOfCalifornia]

1. LOL!

I would love to hear his explanation. :rofl:

Officer, normally I don't have birds in my pants - Just when I fly - They are there to save me should the plane look as though it may crash... They have very strong wings... honest. I call them my teeny-weeny-life preservers of the air.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[JCMach1]

3. Definitely not HALAL

:)

[Monk06]

2. OK that tickled my WTF meter.

:wtf:

[Tom Kitten]

4. Cut the man some slack...

they were love doves

[underpants]

5. There appear to be groundhogs clutching on to his legs

the ooooold pigeon in the socks trick

[rug]

6. He had peckers in his pants.

[JCMach1]

8. HE couldn't keep his peckers in his pants

that was the problem...

[peekaloo]

7. passenger pigeons of course. you left out the "undeclared eggplant"

charge. :rofl:

[Bombero1956]

9. cut the guy some slack

the pigeons were obviously his escape system in case the plane went down and the eggplant was a flotation device. :rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. Or worse, if the pigeons were at his ankles, signifiying a Mercury fantasy.